ALATS

Actually Laughing At The Screen! For when LOL, LMAO and hahaha just doesn't cut it...

he's got two pen drawers' 'alats

by EmTay119 May 25, 2011

Alats

alats means star in bisaya

Angela is an alats ferson

by King of bisaya September 28, 2022

Preposterous boast, but alas

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused

Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018

agats

all girls are the same.

Bro screw her, agats

by use code: supremeandre July 16, 2019

ADATS

a weapon to surpass Papa John. it stands for Anti DAT Shit.

TheRussianBadger: the ADATS is a weapon to surpass Papa John

by Commander Boomer April 4, 2020

Alaskan crab cake

An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.

Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.

by The Good Dude Giveth September 6, 2016

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018