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"alans" is cockney rhymying slang for what we americans would call "panties."

"alan" is short for "alan whicker"
"alan whickers" rhymes with "knickers"
"knickers" = "a lady's underwear"
all right, all right. keep your alans on.
alans by A Henry January 21, 2006
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alans finks 

A smart Russian/Latvian guy but is lazy and never puts his mind to something. handsome dude who pulls gal, if hes active. he flirts more with the boys than the girls. he could be gay who knows. always licking his lips looking at his best friend cuz hes a flipping weirdo. he gets beaten by his dad wrestling. and looks like beetlejuice. his dad is bold.
Alans finks sucks willy on a daily
alans finks by Shabbyk September 28, 2021

SKIDDY ALANS 

A pair of underpants that have felt the full force of a follow through
"don't you throw them bloody skiddy alans at me"
SKIDDY ALANS by jimmy84 May 13, 2008

Alan Smith 

A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.
Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence
Alan Smith by Walmart Bag in Dharavi February 14, 2022

The Alan 

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.
Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.
The Alan by Alan S. October 2, 2007

Alan Rickman 

Most famous for his sex god voice. Alan Rickman has icons such as the fabulous Severus Snape in the Harry Potter saga. If walking with a girl whilst she sees him, beware, she will most likely scream and drool.
"My gf dumped me the other day"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"
Alan Rickman by snapesangel26 February 7, 2009
beautiful..she is a girl who never wants to lose her heart is soft as a rose..her friendship will be with honesty and trust she will never breaks anyone's heart she has faced many problems in her life she is a true lover..
her name is alaisa
alaisa by alinsiwi April 22, 2016
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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