Alamoed

When you go all-in on something you have no chance of winning, usually ending in failure. Stubbornly holding your ground until you get absolutely wrecked.

I asked for her number but she said ‘Ew gross’.

Damn bro, you got absolutely Alamoed.

Alamoed by HeWhoAlamoes August 20, 2025

alamodevated 

adj: to be adamantly chic \ or obsessive about pie with ice-cream

He is so alamodevated, he bought a whole new wardrobe – the height of fashion - but the real reason is that his old gear won't fit anymore, 'cause he's turned into a giant alamodevated dessert freak.

alamodevated by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 23, 2010

alameda

if you live here you know that it is tight you just gotta know what to do with you time here, go to farm parties and rep west meda boys.. naw im kidding but on the real alameda is a hella little island next to oakland and the beach smells like sewage. you should go there though its tight.

alameda made a t-shirt that says "where the hell is alameda?"...that says something...

alameda by meda bitches August 25, 2006

Alamoddism 

The act of stopping teen pregnancy by taking it in the ass. Cause the ass doesn't have ovaries.

One dude jumps the other dude from the behind and he falls.
Other bypasser: ALAMODDISM!

Alamoddism by Yggyhh April 17, 2010

alamoddism 

Stoping teen pregnency by taking it in the ass

Grayson likes to alamod. alamoddism

alamoddism by Sadiesandokami April 18, 2010

alameda

An increasingly yuppie little island town in the Bay Area. What you will find; SF transplants, awesome restaurants, old homes, and tree lined streets. What you won't find; affordable housing,big box stores, or much crime. However, having Oakland right across the water does cause some spillage of ghettoness.But it does seem like the gap between the two cities is getting wider and wider by the second.

"Duded what did that bumper sticker say?"
"Alameda, Where hipsters go to breed."

alameda by chuck 02 February 17, 2008

alameda, ca 

I love alameda so much. its a small city and i feel a strong sense of community living in it. Everyone is so friendly. It is pretty racially diverse. It is very clean and has a lot of trees. I feel very safe in alameda. It has a great theatre and cute restaurants ( a little overpriced ) Everynight basically everyone has a view of a sunset and beautiful skyline of sf over the water. I love it so much and its a joy every night. The weather is AMAZING. its always slightly sunny with a soft breeze. never gets too hot or too cold. I also love how its right near Oakland and Sf. This way you can enjoy the fun of these two cities while living in a nice clean place.

My hometwon is alameda, ca and I am very proud

alameda, ca by hannah kingston May 4, 2022