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alacrity
Liveliness and eagerness.
Anacitis
A type of disease that affects teens (mainly ages 13-15). Nobody knows whether it's airborne or genetic.
Symptoms:
Anger
Dropping cans on peoples' heads
Making strange faces
Sarcasm
Menacing actions
Falling, making noises, or being embarrassed in Church
Violence
Cures:
None
Symptoms:
Anger
Dropping cans on peoples' heads
Making strange faces
Sarcasm
Menacing actions
Falling, making noises, or being embarrassed in Church
Violence
Cures:
None
Anacitis by whatever22795 July 14, 2009
Alacrity
Judge: you have two speeding tickets in five Years and you have not completed your obligations.
Mr Rouse: sir, I believe that driving with alacrity is my god givin right.
Judge: I don't care what you think. You have until september to complete drivers ed or your alacritous ass will face jail time.
Mr Rouse: sir, I believe that driving with alacrity is my god givin right.
Judge: I don't care what you think. You have until september to complete drivers ed or your alacritous ass will face jail time.
Alacrity by kdizzle808 February 27, 2011
amaritis
Amaritis is an affliction of the cerebral cortex that renders a subject completely incapacitated to do normal productive activities.
Alacritize
Wistfully, Thomas wished he possessed the power to alacritize the bored ground of students that slouched in their chairs before him.
Alacritize by Wendy S. February 22, 2020
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