A type of disease that affects teens (mainly ages 13-15). Nobody knows whether it's airborne or genetic.
Symptoms:
Anger
Dropping cans on peoples' heads
Making strange faces
Sarcasm
Menacing actions
Falling, making noises, or being embarrassed in Church
Violence
Cures:
None
I was diagnosed with Anacitis earlier today and I've been very angry and violent lately.
Amaritis is an affliction of the cerebral cortex that renders a subject completely incapacitated to do normal productive activities.
Charles was astonished when his doctor diagnosed him with amaritis. Said his doctor, "Stop hitting the bottle on a daily basis and get your shit together, pussy"!
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.