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alacrity 

Liveliness and eagerness.
We shall proceed with alacrity.
alacrity by Artyom_1 December 26, 2010
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Anacitis 

A type of disease that affects teens (mainly ages 13-15). Nobody knows whether it's airborne or genetic.

Symptoms:
Anger
Dropping cans on peoples' heads
Making strange faces
Sarcasm
Menacing actions
Falling, making noises, or being embarrassed in Church
Violence

Cures:
None
I was diagnosed with Anacitis earlier today and I've been very angry and violent lately.
Anacitis by whatever22795 July 14, 2009

Alacrity 

Assertive, lively individuals, who DGAF, that are exclusive members of the elite High IQ Society.
Judge: you have two speeding tickets in five Years and you have not completed your obligations.

Mr Rouse: sir, I believe that driving with alacrity is my god givin right.

Judge: I don't care what you think. You have until september to complete drivers ed or your alacritous ass will face jail time.
Alacrity by kdizzle808 February 27, 2011

amaritis 

Amaritis is an affliction of the cerebral cortex that renders a subject completely incapacitated to do normal productive activities.
Charles was astonished when his doctor diagnosed him with amaritis. Said his doctor, "Stop hitting the bottle on a daily basis and get your shit together, pussy"!
amaritis by OJMayo November 16, 2009

Alacritize

To endow with enthusiasm and energy, to cause to move with alacrity
Wistfully, Thomas wished he possessed the power to alacritize the bored ground of students that slouched in their chairs before him.
Alacritize by Wendy S. February 22, 2020

alacrity 

brisk & sprightly
joyful & audacious
eager & ready
I was filled with alacrity at the start of my gravel race.

The fugitive escaped alacritously to Costa Rica after her nose job.
alacrity by bfscuttle September 26, 2022