A type of disease that affects teens (mainly ages 13-15). Nobody knows whether it's airborne or genetic.
Symptoms:
Anger
Dropping cans on peoples' heads Making strange faces
Sarcasm
Menacing actions
Falling, making noises, or being embarrassed in Church Violence
Cures:
None
I was diagnosed with Anacitis earlier today and I've been very angry and violent lately.
Amaritis is an affliction of the cerebral cortex that renders a subject completely incapacitated to do normalproductive activities.
Charles was astonished when his doctor diagnosed him with amaritis. Said his doctor, "Stop hitting the bottle on a daily basis and get your shit together, pussy"!