Anacitis

A type of disease that affects teens (mainly ages 13-15). Nobody knows whether it's airborne or genetic.

Symptoms:
Anger
Dropping cans on peoples' heads
Making strange faces
Sarcasm
Menacing actions
Falling, making noises, or being embarrassed in Church
Violence

Cures:
None

I was diagnosed with Anacitis earlier today and I've been very angry and violent lately.

by whatever22795 July 14, 2009

scrotal analitis

Is a genetic condition in which the jungle bridge is reversed, resulting in the scrotum being attached to the "Brown eye" and not the penis.

Jane- Did you hear John was born with scrotal analitis?
Tom- Yeah, we're not friends anymore, what a loser.

by NitmanRadio August 14, 2017

Analitis

Inflammation of the anus.

I got a bad case of analitis.

I went to the doctor for some butt pain and he confirmed that I've come down with a bad case of analitis.

Mike: Hey, remember when we mooned Lisa last week?

Tony: Yes.

Mike: She later told me that your anus didn't look to healthy.

Tony: Ya, I've got a bad case of analitis.

by la the bright man March 20, 2010

encephalo-analitis

Literally, having ones head up ones ass. Of course, that could be seen as crude, so a veneer of medical-esque terminology makes it seem more erudite!

Jeff: I can't believe my boss, he does not have the most basic techncial understanding of what we do here!

Vin: Typical management, suffering from encephalo-analitis.

by Marshall Fazione November 23, 2016

analitis

The act of constantly over-analyzing any and every issue you can think of, to the point of total redundancy.

Richard: "So how did you sleep?"
Amber: "Not too well. After you left the analitis kicked in and I was up 'till 4 a.m."
Richard: "Guess they don't make a cream for that, huh?"
Amber: "Nope."

by Ambard April 4, 2006