Alanitis

1. A feeling caused by a void in your heart due to a lack of Alan.

Matthew: I miss Alan so much!
Max: You must have alanitis. We all have it.

by Ang Badang April 9, 2016

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Alantis

Beautiful and unique type of girl she has a lot to say and a large mouth but she can be trusted with your life she’s the sweetest most bestfriend you could possibly meet

Aww she’s such an Alantis

Or she has a mouth like an alantis

by Halinia August 1, 2020

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An incredible, amazing person that when you meet them, you will want to be with them your whole life. She (or he?!) are beautiful, fun, caring, funny, and great to be around. When you talk to them, your heart will stop altogether, as you realize that they are perfect.

Nick: Man, I had the greatest weekend of my life talking to Alaniis.

Mike: Whatever, dude. I heard she cheated on, like, 7 guys.

Nick: You should shut the hell up, you don't even know her.

by InfernoGuy29 November 8, 2010

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Alanitus

1) famous dictator in 300 B.C. that led the Swag Revolution in the underskirts of Africa against the Bloods that resulted in ending slavery and the later assassination of that one chick from that one movie.

2) common STD, though uncommonly admitted, where one's urine comes out in a pink, milky jet-stream followed by a raging headache and the urge to #Twerk like Adalia Rose. In rare occurences the testes take shape of a bleached raisin.

1) "Alanitus began to neuter all the African children with spoons in hopes that they would one day become allies against the Bloods."

2) Alan- "Dude, I wanna twerk so bad... and my pee has been spewing out like expired pink lemonade lately"

Bree- "Sounds like alanitus... I caught that back when I was in jail for teabagging that paralyzed midget. You should see a doctor"

by BigBootyBree April 1, 2013

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