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Sexiest mf youll ever meet
Hey have you seen Arootins balls??

Yeah bro theyre like as big as my head
arootin by yehhhhhhaa September 13, 2021
fucker in Armenian. has been known to be spelled akrud, ackrud, ackrood
Vahan, you akrood!
Akrood by Blade102384 June 27, 2008

Akroktosis 

Akroktosis is a disease that can lead to death if left untreated, although it is curable. The onset of Akroktosis can stem from several factors, but is not limited to: being bullied in Catholic school, receiving bad haircuts, not showering, over-using the gym, and not masturbating.

Akroktosis patients are typically virgins, sigma males, or just very down-bad in general. The first step to beating the disease is acceptance… and beating off. Patients who finally get laid and have a girlfriend (and therefore have a purpose in life) are considered cured from Akroktosis if they had it before.

Symptoms of Akroktosis include overbearing body odor, depression, the urge to referee soccer games all day, lack of a libido, using awkward forms of speech, strange body movements, repelling women at every given opportunity, being cheap, and turning your crush lesbian.

Do not hesitate to contact your doctor immediately if these symptoms describe you.
After receiving a woman’s touch for the first time, Richard realized there’s more purpose to life than abstinence, and his journey to beat Akroktosis had just begun.
Akroktosis by TheGimpler May 16, 2023
Akroo is a term popular in the DMV area meaning to smoke weed or consume marijuana in any form.
Do you want to go akroo tonight?

Sure, I love akrooing!
akroo by krikrukra! August 1, 2017

akoootagawa 

Are you impostor youre acting sus thought you were crew mate but now you’re sus 😔

Told me to eat my brothers and kill my classmates once...not sure how to feel about that so I did it just to see what would happen 🤗🤗🤗
“Sus”
akoootagawa: “......that’s what the mask is that’s what the point of the mask is”
The iconic phrase created by UK TikTok star, Chelsea Lee Art aka CLA.
Johnny: *Sends a tiktok gift*
Chelsea: AROOTS darling, well absolutely we'll have all the gifts
AROOTS by FK2COOL July 29, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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