vahan
vahan by CutiePie818 December 30, 2009
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Vahan
The most adorable red headed nerd in the world. He has extremely ticklish feet, a birth mark in the shape of a continent, pretty little emu lashes and wears a blue glow in the dark bracelet that he never takes off. He makes love to World of Warcraft almost every night and is the real life Al Bundy. His main religious believe is firecrotchism.
Vahan by MissRandomsKiss December 21, 2008
vahan
a very confused individual
vahak
the greatest man I've ever met. he is funny, annoying at times, very intelligent and really cares about how you feel and how you are as a person. he is a very caring friend and one of the best.
vahak by waterdragon56789 November 12, 2012
pretty vacant
pretty vacant by Pretty Vacant 050 February 22, 2011
vagandles
Jake: "Hey Jim, how do you like my croc sandles?"
Jim: "Those aren't sandles, those are...vagandles!"
Jim: "Those aren't sandles, those are...vagandles!"
vagandles by Vagandle wearer September 18, 2009
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