Akache 

a bad bitch

Akache is the baddest omg.

Akache by Akache's friend lmao January 31, 2022

Apache Brothers

Similar to Eskimo Brothers; two men who have received hand jobs from the same girl.

Guy 1: I just got a hand jibber from Jenny!
Guy 2: dude I got one from her last week!
Guy 1: apache brothers! *high 5*

Apache Brothers by RodmanRuxin November 26, 2014

Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter 

The most powerful insult, once used by the gods in ancient greek times to instantly destroy any physical creation, even those created by their own hands. It was wiped from history out of fear that a mortal being may learn to once again recite the ancient words, and in order to hide the phrase from the mortal conscious, the gods had to disappear as well.

In recent times, as the ancient texts once again resurface, many have learned to use the weaker spells such as "ur mom gay", or "ur dad lesbian", but this ancient and all powerful spell has yet to enter the minds of the masses, with it rarely ever being used, the most recent being the time that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said this phrase against Japan twice, once in Hiroshima and and once in Nagasaki. Of course, the phrase was still kept secret under the veil that it was just a new weapon called a "nuclear bomb".

It was said by the Mayans that when this spell was once again learned by the mortal people, it would herald the final end, and even the olden gods could not return and stop the oncoming disaster.

This phrase should never be said, though it should be noted that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said "Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter" against Japan twice.

Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter by bloodlet March 17, 2018

Apache ass 

When you eat a lot of spicy foods such as hot sause or spicy pepper or any spicy foods and then when you take a shit your ass starts to burn like its on fire.

" Hey mom I have Apache ass after eating that Indian food yesterday."

Apache ass by Thepronerd2 July 27, 2016

apache attack helicopter 

A large metal contraption that people seem to sexually identify as.

"what do you sexually identify as?"
"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter, the fek else you want?"

apache attack helicopter by Nikachu14 December 9, 2016

Akachukwu 

People with this name are very nice and outgoing. May come off standoffish at first but once you get to know them they are kind hearted people. Very good looking.

His name is Akachukwu.

Akachukwu by -Malaysia November 1, 2018

Apache alarm clock

Drinking multiple glasses of water before going to sleep, to help ensure you wake up early due to the need to pee. (Allegedly a technique used by the Apache during the Apache Wars to wake up for pre-dawn raids.)

I got in at 3:00 AM so I set my Apache alarm clock to get up for my 8:00 class. I had to pee so bad I thought I'd put a hole through the toilet...

Apache alarm clock by RevWaldo January 9, 2010