Apache Helicopter

When, as you are jizzing, you perform the helicopter dick, raining down baby batter in a hail of fire screaming "GET TO THE CHOPPA".

"Bro did that Arab girl let you hit?"

Hell yeah, and you know I had to hit her with that Apache Helicopter
"That's messed up.."

by eg0 December 1, 2014

What you call a skater with a very loud skateboard.
(Almost sounds like an Apache Helicopter)

Oh look here come Apache Helicopter!

*loud skater comes down the hill*

by A.dog in space.... November 4, 2016

A sexual identify that is unfunny af. When you think that your gender is an A.H your are just unfunny. Its a dead meme.

Question: Do you like donats?
1. Yes! (8%)
2. No! (2%)
3. Apache Helicopter!!!!!11eleven!!! (90%)

by Tinec January 3, 2018

Apache Attack Helicopter

When he said he sexually identified as an attack helicopter, it was funny, but when he Apache Attack Helicoptered last night, it made a real mess.

by Dtreeman March 18, 2018

A large metal contraption that people seem to sexually identify as.

"what do you sexually identify as?"
"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter, the fek else you want?"

by Nikachu14 December 9, 2016

The most well known sexual identity of them all, just more secretly so than male and female.

You see that one of there? They identify sexually as an Apache Attack Helicopter

by Flappy The Clown April 12, 2017

I sexually identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter