Apathetic Immunodeficiency to Testing Syndrome
Testing overexposure has left millions of young
Americans incapable of knowing how to care more about any
one particular test over another. A pop-
quiz has nearly as much value to them as the SAT exam, thusly they have become completely deficient with regard giving a shit about tests. This syndrome has no known cure and, although not known to yet be a detriment to
one's life, it certainly has shown no signs of reducing its spread, as it is anticipated to become the latest educational epidemic.
Mom, I'm not going to fucking school
today - I
got AITS last week and I have more
important shit to do than worry about my SAT Prep Class.