Armadildoing 

The act of sticking a curled armadillo into your anus, then prodding it deeper and deeper into your rectum with a dildo appropriately sized and shaped for the job.
upon reaching the colon you have successfully armadildoed

Hey bro I heard you were having an orgy tonight.
Oh yeah man it's going to be sick, we're gonna get super fried and try armadildoing Mike

Armadildoing by Aganimrod March 7, 2021

Armadilloing 

The act of curling up into a ball due to severe period cramps

"Hey where's Jen?"
"Oh I'd leave her alone for a while. Last I saw she was armadilloing"

Armadilloing by Eye of the Tiger July 25, 2013

armadilloing 

when you dump everything out of a backpack during class and unzip the small pocket of the backpack then squeeze all of the other slots in the small pockets from the inside to make a form of a armodillo then zip it up once done

hey man stop armadilloing my backpack

armadilloing by Xx77Ian77xX June 19, 2010