That chick just took the great american challange, a baseball bat, a boling pin and a football.. sideways, now lets see if your mom can take the armadildo.
by malibu biff July 21, 2008
A dildo with all of the traits of an armadillo. It has an outer layer made of bone and a long pointy head with teeth. It is nocturnal and moves very fast. They can not operate in cold climates.
On a hot southern night, when the sun goes down, you can hear the Whipperwills and the hum of armadildos in the air.
by Deborah Lee July 1, 2006
by What-What June 20, 2008
Q. What's with that guy dragging the cross around?
A. He's an armadildo who says the world is ending this weekend.
A. He's an armadildo who says the world is ending this weekend.
by euphemismo October 29, 2011
by steammustachio August 14, 2019
A game where when you shove a dildo up an armadillos asshole, and it stays there. To win, the dildo you stuck up an armadillo's ass must stay there longer then your opponents.
by X-xPooeyGlooeyx-X January 27, 2017
The act of sticking a curled armadillo into your anus, then prodding it deeper and deeper into your rectum with a dildo appropriately sized and shaped for the job.
upon reaching the colon you have successfully armadildoed
upon reaching the colon you have successfully armadildoed
Hey bro I heard you were having an orgy tonight.
Oh yeah man it's going to be sick, we're gonna get super fried and try armadildoing Mike
Oh yeah man it's going to be sick, we're gonna get super fried and try armadildoing Mike
by Aganimrod March 7, 2021