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aiginvestment 

-noun
1. An investment in the American International Group, Inc. (AIG) via taxpayer money channeled into a bailout
2. An "aging" investment, particularly in AIG, which has matured over time and which has recently yielded anywhere from small to extremely large benefits in the form of bonuses derived from a 165-million-dollar bailout
3. The act of paying taxes in hopes of its infusion into a government bailout resulting in one's subsequent reception of anywhere from $1000 to $6.5 million in bonus pay
4. The act of investing in AIG and the personal benefit of its employees with one's taxes
1. "For the sake of our country's future, I believe it's vital that we make an aiginvestment with taxpayers' money and little regulation."
2. "I've been working at AIG for 20 years and now I'm a top executive who received $6.5 million in bonus pay. Although I've certainly aged over the years, it seems my aiginvestment payed off."
3. "I've been evading the IRS for years, but recently I landed a job at AIG. I think i'll pay my taxes now since the aiginvestment seems to pay off."
4. "I support AIG and would like all its employees to benefit despite the horrendous job they've done at running the company; henceforth, I shall reward them by paying my taxes and thus making an aiginvestment in their personal welfare."
aiginvestment by justin208350 March 25, 2009
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Aibin • Abington • airing • Ailin • abingdon • Aidin • abin • Abington Heights • aibike • ainin
a beautiful girl, total godess
you either love her or hate her
loving, caring, trustworthy, an awesome friend, perfect girlfriend
believes in destiny. The sweetest bitch
Knows how to party, but isn't too focused on it, she has her own goals in life
That girl is hot, she's a total albina.
albina by Ja$0n May 23, 2010
Ailin, from the original Turkish word Ailin, means a moon halo, which makes sense. Ailin is one of the most bright and beautiful women you will ever meet, but there are always exceptions. Ailin will make an exceptional girlfriend or even girl friend. Ailin is one of the funniest girls you will ever meet and can roast anyone she sees. *Do practice caution roasting her as she tends to get sad.* She loves socializing and is one of the best dancers you will meet. She does, however, have questionable cooking skills, as they tend to be better bakers and not scrambled egg makers. If you find a special Ailin, grab onto her with all you can (with consent of course), because they are worth it. They will make life amazing and will be more loyal than a German Shepard addicted to crack. However, mess with Ailin and you will regret it. Not only are you breaking her precious heart, but you will regret the decision to leave such a wonderful, amazing female being.
Dude 1: Bro, did you see her? That girl was smokin.

Dude 2: Yea bro! That's Ailin, but I think she's taken.

Dude 1: Bro!! Who's dating her? That's one lucky ass man.

Dude 3: Some tall Arab dude named Mo.

Dude 1: Yo! I wish I was him. Ailin seems likes an amazing person.
Ailin by Mohogot April 25, 2020

Dirty Albin 

When you helicopter your big black dick to the beat of the songs from Disney classics.
“Is Michael coming to the party?”
“Nah, he can’t make it. There’s a Disney movie marathon on Freeform and he got caught up doing the dirty Albin.”
Dirty Albin by J-Meow June 5, 2020

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.
Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?
Ainin is uncommon name. She is lovely and kind also has a lot sense of humor. She’s the “I don’t give a shit” type. She doesn’t really care about what other people think about her. She had so many talent other people can’t do. Doesn’t like attention (introvert person). She will be very loyal to her love partner. She is very daring (she would cut her hair like a dude and no regrets or quit her job just because it’s boring). Friendly on certain person. She’s a chill, relax, lay-back person doesn’t like to show off. But when she gets angry and snap, run for your life.
Boss: “Finish this paperwork in twohours or you fired.

Ainin: “I don’t give a shit.”
ainin by Judging expert April 22, 2018
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