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Boa Segunda ahahah 

From the Latin "Bona secunda rsrsrs" this expression is a polite way to greet someone on a Monday. However, this is an ambiguous expression, as it can be said in any day of the week.

Inspecting the morphology of "Bona", "Secunda" and "rsrsrs" we verify they are compound words, respectively, from the words "Bo-na", "Se-cu-nda" and "rs-rs-rs", which are abbreviations for the words:
- Bo -> Bomunus: Translates to "Vamos" in most Peninsulian Iberian languages;
- na: This is a speech mark associated with hesitation (e.g. when a person is nervous);
- Se -> Sexus: Translates to "Sexo";
- cu -> cuntixis: Translating to "Contigus" in archaic Portuguese and "contigo" in modern Portuguese;
- nda -> naxis di assedixs: Translating to "nada de assédio" in modern Portuguese;
- rs -> rixis: Translates directly to "ah", which is an onomatopoeic representation of laughter;

Consequentially, the expression "Boa segunda" means "Vamos sexo contigo, nada de assédio ahahah". Additionally, note that this meaning should only be considered when the expression is proliferated in any day except Mondays. Otherwise, it should be considered a respectful and cordial greeting.

Finally, in a deeper level of wordology, the choice of the first day of the week for this expression is not random, but purposeful. It was chosen, because Mondays are the hardest days in a week, so when someone says "Boa Segunda ahahah", for instance, on a Friday, they are implicitly saying they want to fuck you like a Monday.
(On a Friday morning)
Receptionist: Bom dia!
Midget: Bom dia!
Receptionist: Boa segunda ahahah
*Midget keeps walking in little steps*
The fuckboy laugh, or douche laugh used to sound overly cool. Usually, a pick up line or the like is said and they laugh in this manner, whilst rubbing their chin, licking their lips, or biting their lips, though not limited to only these.
"Wyd Amanda?"
"Just drinking water."
"Would you like to drink something else tonight, ahahaa" *licks lips and runs hand through hair*
Ahahaa by AUtoMaTicGUnsHoT November 3, 2019
“Ahayah” is the divine name revealed to Moses by The Most High at the burning bush (see Exodus 3:14).

Ahayah (I am) = The Self-Existent
Ahshar (That) = Who
Ahayah (I shall be) = Shall Always Exist

or just simply Ahayah = The Eternal One ♾️

When you look at the Hebrew root word for "Ahayah", you get H1961 "hayah" which means...
👇🏾
Past ⬅️Was
Present ⬇️To exist/be
Future ➡️To come

Revelation 1:4
...Grace be unto you, and peace, from Him

Present⬇️ which is,
Past⬅️ and which was,

Future➡️ and which is to come...

Who IS and Who WAS and Who is COMING!
The Most High's self-declared name reveals His unchanging, eternal nature. He's always present, thus Him being the Ancient of Days. He existed before time and will always exist.
Kan ahch, all esteem to Ahayah (The Eternal One )!
Ahayah by Ahman Yasharahla September 30, 2021
a very funny thing people say on the internet as if somethings very funny and they're having a straight face not laughing at all
someone: *says something funny*
me:AHHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN AHAHHA
AHAHHA by slightlydead May 15, 2016
An online guffaw.

'haha' is simply an acknowledgement, 'hahaha' is almost a lol, but 'ahahaha' is the closest anyone will come to verbal laughter on the internet, as you stare stoney-faced at the screen.
- Obama doesn't just walk on water, he can swim through land!
- haha
- You got anything bigger back there?
- hahaha
- Prick.
- fine, AHAHAHA
- :)
ahahaha by silkyjack January 14, 2011

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If your this bored than go organize your closet
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh or school work is fine to
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