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The last name of a family with 3 elements
-First Child = Idiot
-Second Child = Normal
-Third Child = God
"Did you hear what the first kid of the Jacksons did?"
"Yeah but the second one is alright,"
"Oh, the third one is a GOD!!!"
"Such a Kan fam!"
by BLT199287833 November 06, 2017
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Slang for vagina. Also, a name given to men of Chinese descent. Goes well with the name 'Wang'
Put your wang in my kan.
by Kan Wang January 23, 2005
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Literally means ok then. Popular with fat cornish bus drivers. Often comes before m'lover (my lover, meant in a non sexual way.) Often used when thank'u'an seems too complicated.
by bif March 17, 2005
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Ancient chinese surname given only to a select few who possessed great wisdom, knowledge, and foresight.
Chosen one. One who knows.
Mr. Kan, Ms.Kan, Mrs. Kan, Dr. Kan
by urbancorrection October 24, 2011
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Also a term for the dribble of brown juice that you can often see slipping out of a well-shagged teenage male's arse.
I got Joseph really drunk on Friday, and when he passed out, i slipped it to his tea-towel holder. Boy did i laugh when i pulled out and saw that he'd Kanned his boxers.
by Scouse-lover. May 06, 2003
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An incredibly wet, smelly, black fat shit. Often produced in a steady stream after consumption of 7 pints of guinness the night before.
Good lord, vicar - you've got a case of the kan today!
by Anonymous May 06, 2003
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