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It’s an argument but less aggressive. When you are arguing with someone just because you are bored and mean no harm.
Since “R” is an aggressive sounding letter you take it out and pouf the word isn’t as aggressive sounding.
Bob: “I had a big agument with my girl the other day.”
Marley: “what’s an agument?”
Bob: “we were just arguing because we were bored, but arguing sounds offensive so I call it an agument.”
Agument by RawChicken March 10, 2020
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Circular Argument 

An argument that goes nowhere. Though a person believes he or she is arguing a point, the argument does not progress because the individual provides the same point for the effect as he/she does for the cause (i.e., the effect is just the cause stated in different words). In short, what is given as the effect is already made obvious--either overtly or implicitly--by the supporting reason provided.

To say, "I didn't like that movie because it was really bad," is to provide a premise in support of the opinion that goes without saying. It goes without saying that if one does not like the movie, he/she will not believe the movie is good. Likewise, statements such as "I am Bainz, so I am drunk," "I enjoy listening to music when I study because music helps me to study," and "I wear Fant-Ho shades because they're the best shades" are equally circular in nature. A true argument would supply support that explains WHY Bainz is always drunk, HOW music helps the person's study habits, and WHAT makes Fant-Ho shades better than other brands.

Dumb people write circular arguments.
Swain stated the obvious when he made the circular argument, "I am Swain; therefore, I am a clown-bitch." I was like, duh!
Circular Argument by P'tainz August 18, 2013

elliotic argument 

An argument that is so bad that it is instantly destroyed by everyone who encounters it. An argument that is so clearly false that the only person who could possibly take it seriously is someone who is borderline retarded. To be a true elliotic argument the argument must be defended by a deluded fool who despite his extreme inadequacies suffers from a severe case of megalomania.
have you seen this guy who calls himself The AK? His arguments are so bad that they qualify as elliotic arguments.
elliotic argument by jman81 August 21, 2012

Augmented reality 

Augmented reality blurs the line between what’s real and what’s computer-generated.
Its like a WOW feeling when you’ve experienced this augmented reality.
Augmented reality by darkfable April 18, 2011

Augmented Reality 

Augmented Reality, is the technology used in Pokémon Go and in the ARknet social media app.
You can create ArKs which are floating interactive pictures only visible around you when using your smartphones.📱
This Arknet app with Augmented Reality is cool.
Augmented Reality by 69Love August 10, 2019

augmentitties 

breasts that have undergone surgically augmentation
You should have seen the dancer's beach-party -- a riot of augmentitties.

technically-augmented ta-tas 

A profile enhancement achieved through wearing padding in one's brassiere.
Want to cause a tempest in a C cup? Just get some technically-augmented ta-tas. A little padding works every time.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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