The act of arguing via text. This is usually done over a long period of time, filling as many unkind words as possible into each text. The texter is also punching letters faster than usual.
By the sounds her phone was making and the look on her angry, red face, I could tell she was argutexting with someone.
Brad: Hey, what happened, you look like you've been crying.
Jennifer: I was just argutexting with my sister, we're not finished yet.
An absolutely idiotic, half-baked, utterly stupid and often hypocritical argument that makes you look like a meathead.
"I think the death penalty is good, even if it does kill innocent people now and again. I think anyone who kills an innocent person is a murderer and deserves the death penalty."
It doesn't get any more imbecilicus argumenticus than that.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*