Aguilard

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Aguilard, the cerebral goo that congeals on your brain, destroying synapses, and imprinting nauseating images into your every waking thought, is caused by the unprovoked word vomit spewed forth by a friend or colleague who feels the need to divulge every minute detail above their lives, with total disregard to the severity of utter disgust, sheer embarrassment, and disdain brought forth upon themselves. Aguilard can only be put in remission by vast quantities of alcohol and verbal beratement of the offending party.

Ugh, I'm suffering from a server case of aguilard after "Tom" told me about him pooping in the shower and having to wear a diaper.

Aguilard by GrE3kGoD June 17, 2022

Words you can keep

pulling an Aguilar

When you stay inside all day and do nothing instead of going out and having fun with other people. Cabin fever may ensue after pulling too many consecutive Aguilars.

Mike: Where is Josh?

Stephen: I heard he was pulling an Aguilar.

Mike: I'll call him. *calls* Hey Josh, you're pulling a major Aguilar today! Why don't you come hang out with us?

Josh: No! You guys are faggots. I'm gonna stay here and pull an Aguilar for the rest of the day!

pulling an Aguilar by Faguilar September 28, 2012

Related Words

Aguilard • aguilar • Aguilado • Aguilaring • Aguilar Legend • Aguillard • scary aguilar-millan • Alice Aguilar-Rivera • andrew aguilar • angel aguilar

Aguilar Legend

The Aguilar Legend started back in the early 1300s in Spain when a man named Andres Aguilar had to save his dying family from the deadly plague. One night he and his friends were drunk and they found that Andres had a large penis size. They thought that he could make money off the thing and pay a doctor to cure his family. Andres thought it was brilliant too! The Aguilar Legend is that every male decendant of the Aguilar family has a large penis.

The Aguilar Legend is known to have reached as far west as California. A great example is Enrique Aguilar from Barcelona.

Aguilar Legend by Lord Juan January 2, 2015

Scary Aguilar Millan

A sexy, fiesty, scary lady

A term of endearment

She's a scary aguilar millan!

Scary Aguilar Millan by ScaryAguilarMillan2 December 27, 2009

angel aguilar

A guy with a funny caring and cute Personality who loves making others smile so he could smile himself and a really big dick

Girl1: hey I met some one called angel Aguilar

Girl2:he must be funny and have a big dick

angel aguilar by Angel Aguilar May 27, 2017

Aguilar

bad ass person with a huge dick

you are lucky he is an aguilar

Aguilar by kavuydwku July 18, 2017

Evan aguilar

A cool dog who likes anime and sucks at everything else( jk dude it’s a joke)

Evan Aguilar: a cool kid who likes anime and gaming and is good at school

Evan aguilar by Supercock man October 27, 2020

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026