Definitions by GrE3kGoD
Aguilard
Aguilard, the cerebral goo that congeals on your brain, destroying synapses, and imprinting nauseating images into your every waking thought, is caused by the unprovoked word vomit spewed forth by a friend or colleague who feels the need to divulge every minute detail above their lives, with total disregard to the severity of utter disgust, sheer embarrassment, and disdain brought forth upon themselves. Aguilard can only be put in remission by vast quantities of alcohol and verbal beratement of the offending party.
Vermazing
The very opposite of amazing. To embrace mediocrity as a way of life. To be so utterly unimpressive and and lackluster that one begins to wonder if you are even alive. To be a giant among dwarves yet not stand out.
Verscorn
To verbally scorn. To humiliate and belittle an individual, who is only trying to be nice, in order to compensate for your own shortcomings.
Josh really verscorned that dude. And all because the guy tried to compliment his fedora but called it merely a hat.