Aftonsexual 

Some one who is attracted to a purple toast man

Rando 1:hey can I tell you something

Rando2:yeah sure
Rando1:I’m aftonsexual
Rando2:get tf out

Aftonsexual by Tomura2011 February 24, 2022

Autosexual 

A person who doesn't experience sexual attraction to others. People who identify as autosexual prefer being intimate with themselves eg: masturbating instead of being intimate with a partner.

M: Do you wanna hook up tonight?
Autosexual: No thank you. I have plans tonight *goes home and masturbates*

Autosexual by Shrek's monsterous bean October 11, 2017

ashtonsexual 

A sexuality in which you love Ashton Irwin and Ashton Irwin only.

Luke Hemmings: “I love Ashton so much I’m definitely ashtonsexual”
Michael Clifford: “Huh?”

ashtonsexual by streampizzaby5sos March 7, 2020

agronsexual 

girl who is phisically atracted to Dianna Agron (Quinn Fabray from Glee), yet isn't a lesbian.

Dianna Agron, making girls question their sexuality since 2009

Girl 1: I had a sex dream about Dianna Agron, am I a lesbian?
Girl 2: No, you're just agronsexual

agronsexual by agronsexualBerry December 9, 2010

autosexual 

An individual who is sexually attracted to themselves.

Timothy is an autosexual. He'll be going out with himself tonight.

autosexual by @FellatioHornblower July 26, 2016

autosexual 

sexual orientation toward oneself; that is, preferring self-gratification over other forms of sexual activity. Often occurs as a result of numerous failed attempts at interpersonal relationships, leading the individual to make a conscious choice to become autosexual rather than face disappointment and frustration yet again.

May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "Metrosexual Backlash," due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!

Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:

- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner

... need I say more?

I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?

"God love 'em, but those damn metrosexuals have really fucked up my game to the point where I've decided it's way better to just be autosexual!"

autosexual by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004

Autosexual reproduction 

Reproducing with oneself, such as a hermaphrodite who is not sterile in either set of genitalia or a plant with both male and female parts.

"Well, go fuck yourself!"

"Actually, doing autosexual reproduction sounds like fun right now, thanks."

Autosexual reproduction by Acrazia October 5, 2011