A person having an avid love and sexual desire of aircraft beyond the
average persons interest. They openly admit their love of aviation and all things air-related. They are often found prowling the fences of nearby airports, but it is becoming increasingly common seeing these
people travel far and wide across countries to witness the act of airplanes landing and taking off. If you encounter these predators, take care not to make direct eye contact or obstruct their
line of sight to the airport, as they
may become agitated and/or aggressive in nature. They often travel in packs of 2 or more. They sometimes carry binoculars and more often than not high quality camera's. They inhabit the online
world of airliners.net and can easily be identified in public by their compulsive urge to
check flightradar24 and live ATC at least every 20 minutes and can be heard quizzing each other about air related trivia and such. More often than not these
people are sad individuals, which do not have girlfriends or lives. The condition is a direct result of not being breastfed as children. They often pleasure themselves to either the sight or
sound of an aircraft. Make no mistake, these are sick, twisted perverts that will
stop at nothing to have a quick wank over the sight of a B747-8F extending it's undercarriage.
