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AltonSexual

I may be a straight man but when it comes to Alton, I am AltonSexual.
by Purple Hobo April 27, 2024
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aloysexual

not to be confused with allosexual (umbrella term for any form of sexual attraction), aloysexuality is the quality or characteristic of being sexually attracted solely to men who attend the roman catholic independent single-sex primary and secondary day school for boys; st aloysius college (located at 47 upper pitt st, kirribilli NSW 2061).

science has proven that due to blue and yellow's position as complementary colours, an individual who bears witness to a uniform which features these two highly orgasmic colours will immediately be sent in a state of intense ecstacy and heat.
kevvo: yo i was at the train station the other day and this chick started frothing at the mouth at the sight of me
tommo: she was probably one of those aloysexual bitches
by siccunt04 September 10, 2020
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Aloesexual

A person who has intense feelings towards their aloe vera, they are so passionate about their desert plant that they desert their social life in its admiration.
John: Hey Henry, I heard you're an aloesexual, what does that mean?
Henry: *staring admiringly towards aloe vera plant*
John: Henry, you all right?
Henry: Want to touch my plant? It's so soft.
John: Right.
by battubali June 19, 2019
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Autosexual

A person who doesn't experience sexual attraction to others. People who identify as autosexual prefer being intimate with themselves eg: masturbating instead of being intimate with a partner.
M: Do you wanna hook up tonight?
Autosexual: No thank you. I have plans tonight *goes home and masturbates*
by Shrek's monsterous bean October 11, 2017
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ashtonsexual

A sexuality in which you love Ashton Irwin and Ashton Irwin only.
Luke Hemmings: “I love Ashton so much I’m definitely ashtonsexual”
Michael Clifford: “Huh?”
by streampizzaby5sos March 7, 2020
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agronsexual

girl who is phisically atracted to Dianna Agron (Quinn Fabray from Glee), yet isn't a lesbian.

Dianna Agron, making girls question their sexuality since 2009
Girl 1: I had a sex dream about Dianna Agron, am I a lesbian?
Girl 2: No, you're just agronsexual
by agronsexualBerry December 9, 2010
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autosexual

An individual who is sexually attracted to themselves.
Timothy is an autosexual. He'll be going out with himself tonight.
by @FellatioHornblower July 26, 2016
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