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AltonSexual 

I may be a straight man but when it comes to Alton, I am AltonSexual.
AltonSexual by Purple Hobo April 27, 2024
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aloysexual 

not to be confused with allosexual (umbrella term for any form of sexual attraction), aloysexuality is the quality or characteristic of being sexually attracted solely to men who attend the roman catholic independent single-sex primary and secondary day school for boys; st aloysius college (located at 47 upper pitt st, kirribilli NSW 2061).

science has proven that due to blue and yellow's position as complementary colours, an individual who bears witness to a uniform which features these two highly orgasmic colours will immediately be sent in a state of intense ecstacy and heat.
kevvo: yo i was at the train station the other day and this chick started frothing at the mouth at the sight of me
tommo: she was probably one of those aloysexual bitches
aloysexual by siccunt04 September 10, 2020

Aloesexual 

A person who has intense feelings towards their aloe vera, they are so passionate about their desert plant that they desert their social life in its admiration.
John: Hey Henry, I heard you're an aloesexual, what does that mean?
Henry: *staring admiringly towards aloe vera plant*
John: Henry, you all right?
Henry: Want to touch my plant? It's so soft.
John: Right.
Aloesexual by battubali June 19, 2019

Autosexual 

A person who doesn't experience sexual attraction to others. People who identify as autosexual prefer being intimate with themselves eg: masturbating instead of being intimate with a partner.
M: Do you wanna hook up tonight?
Autosexual: No thank you. I have plans tonight *goes home and masturbates*

ashtonsexual 

A sexuality in which you love Ashton Irwin and Ashton Irwin only.
Luke Hemmings: “I love Ashton so much I’m definitely ashtonsexual”
Michael Clifford: “Huh?”

agronsexual 

girl who is phisically atracted to Dianna Agron (Quinn Fabray from Glee), yet isn't a lesbian.

Dianna Agron, making girls question their sexuality since 2009
Girl 1: I had a sex dream about Dianna Agron, am I a lesbian?
Girl 2: No, you're just agronsexual
agronsexual by agronsexualBerry December 9, 2010

autosexual 

An individual who is sexually attracted to themselves.
Timothy is an autosexual. He'll be going out with himself tonight.
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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