The possible aftermath of a Card Swipe. Generally, Afterswipe is a mix of rogue asspubes and all that gunk that gets caught in them after you defecate. For maximum effectiveness, try to limit the amount of times you wipe your ass before a planned Card Swipe.
by DoutcheBag April 7, 2011
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The little amount of sperm that comes out of the penis, after the majority already came out. Can be very annoying to men.
The little amount of sperm that comes out of the penis, after the majority already came out. Can be very annoying to men.
John: Damn it, i already put my pants back on, but then came the aftersperm.
Mark: I know how you feel, it happens to me alot.
Mark: I know how you feel, it happens to me alot.
by bloberblober May 16, 2011
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Colbert advertized sheep and rocks for helping us navigate the afterscape of the North Korean aggressions.
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He told me my joke was ridiculous and that I should feel bad for saying it. Not to be shot down, I maintained my aftersmile until he left the room.
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