Afterswipe 

The possible aftermath of a Card Swipe. Generally, Afterswipe is a mix of rogue asspubes and all that gunk that gets caught in them after you defecate. For maximum effectiveness, try to limit the amount of times you wipe your ass before a planned Card Swipe.

Did you see all that Afterswipe I left on her phone?

Afterswipe by DoutcheBag April 7, 2011

Aftersperm 

Aftersperm:

The little amount of sperm that comes out of the penis, after the majority already came out. Can be very annoying to men.

John: Damn it, i already put my pants back on, but then came the aftersperm.
Mark: I know how you feel, it happens to me alot.

Aftersperm by bloberblober May 16, 2011

afterswift13 

A LITERAL LEGEND

—Who's the most tasteful, impactful and beautiful person on Stan Twitter?
—The only right answer is legend Ius aka afterswift13!

afterswift13 by фермаовочей November 13, 2020

afterscape 

The physical lay of the world which exists after a nuclear attack; what remains after sucy an attack. Modeled on "landscape" and "cityscape".

Colbert advertized sheep and rocks for helping us navigate the afterscape of the North Korean aggressions.

afterscape by krtfranks August 12, 2017

aftersmile 

The artificial smile left on your face when your real smile should have been terminated by something said by somebody else. Usually accompanied by a sudden and severe absence of the positive feeling that brought the smile on to begin with.

He told me my joke was ridiculous and that I should feel bad for saying it. Not to be shot down, I maintained my aftersmile until he left the room.

aftersmile by nirgle June 5, 2011

afterspice 

some stanky ass nug piles; damn skunky herbal products; sticky icky delightfullness

Yo im bout to toast a j, u wanna get cooked on some afterspice?

afterspice by ellsworthtoohey May 15, 2011

Afterwipe

The feeling or sensation of just wiping after taking a shit. It can either be pleasing or annoying.

After taking a dump and returning to my game, my afterwipe feeling has been botherin' me.

Afterwipe by Ilisten2Metal January 4, 2015