urine cakes

A delicious food product made by urinating into the top of the wedding cone. One then leaves the urine filled cone in the sun for several weeks, where time and pressure cause the urine to solidify, and the various components of the urine to separate. The chef then scrapes off the undesirable portions of the urine cake, and using a deli slicer, slices the urine cake into uniform 1/4" slices, as done with liverwurst and the like, Finally the urine cake is enjoyed by schlepping it onto some pumpernickel bread, with some lettuce and horseradish mustard. A true delicacy.

You:"Hey junk mail, I got you some delicious urine cakes from the market."
Me:"Thats terrific, however i think i will stick with just the pumpernickel bread for today."
You:"No offence, but you're from the isle of corradine."
Me:"Heh..Harley Davidson."

by ellsworthtoohey July 26, 2011

Rounding the bases

When the runner loses a finger for every base achieved.

Rounding the bases is necessary for the game to play correctly.

by ellsworthtoohey December 11, 2017

pear gneen

It's similar to a dog, however a pear gneen is far less prestigious. There are several ways to discover if your dog may indeed be a pear gneen; one being the dogs reaction to a dog matress landing on it. If the dog spins around without stopping, you may have a pear gneen, if the dog immediatly runs forward and out from under the matress, it may be a dog. The second being the dogs response to someone doing the can can dance in front of it. If the dog goes nuts barking..it may be a pear gneen, if not it is probably a dog.

They talk about the big turkey, and the big pear gneen

by ellsworthtoohey July 30, 2011

the freezatorium

An abandoned warehouse/murder factory where the faucets gush blood which flows uphill to your zleebing bag to wake you with malicious intent to belt out impossibly loud screams of agony inches from your ear when they are denied fresh kidney fluid from your corpse collection. A fresh bath in the battery acid tank should cure you of your depression, however it is recommended that pregnant women and small children definitely should be allowed to partake in the festivities. Aside from that, the dreadful nighttime brings the risk of a visit from the terrible surgeon. He will wait for you in the corner, or at the eyeball barber's station in the basement, and insert two long rods into your nose, and through your cribiform plate into your brain, which really helps.

The freezatorium is one of the most inspirational places Ive ever come across. The floor is littered with fractured skulls, the flesh digested slowly by the disgusting snails that are carnivorous by nature, but psychopathic by design.

by ellsworthtoohey August 07, 2014

the straw king

A highly trained, bilingual secret agent man made entirely of straw. Trained extensively in the field of extreme weather survival, covert operation, explosive weapon disarmament, long range sharpshooting, jungle survival, high speed precision driving, and witty comeback responses. The only way to appease this killing machine is to pay your respects to him by kissing him on the cheek. If due respect is not paid in full, upon time of arrival, you may find him at the foot of your bed at night...waiting to drag your soul to the underworld. Yeah, he specializes in that too.

Broccoli Rob must repay his respect to the straw king soon, or risk being flayed.

by ellsworthtoohey August 07, 2011

Lahngism

A German word meaning "to do slowly".

Do you sprechen lahngism?

by ellsworthtoohey August 01, 2012

Electromagnetic Misinterference Decoagulator

Oh, this is a ripe one lads, pull up a sofa. It started wayyyyyy back in ought 5. Back in those days, when a horse hacker manages to o pine the top hatch of an amalgomous feces fence, proprietarily, the radio detective decouples the vernier anomaly from the upper frequency ratio, which is the square inverse of the prenontemporal modulation sine waveform function. Conversely, when the agreed upon interference parameters are disproportionately and semi entirely achieved manually, an appropriate interference procedure can be re generated hyperbolically, and applied to the lower quadrant via ionic particulate deposition practices. Afterward, the unit can be cleaned with a pressure mop and returned to service instantaneously, using relativistic enhancers.

The Electromagnetic Misinterference Decoagulator was used to locate, my BOYFRIEND, Osama Bin Laden (no relation).

by ellsworthtoohey July 19, 2021