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The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.
Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.
by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018
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The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.
Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.
by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018
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When the runner loses a finger for every base achieved.
Rounding the bases is necessary for the game to play correctly.
by ellsworthtoohey December 11, 2017
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It's similar to a dog, however a pear gneen is far less prestigious. There are several ways to discover if your dog may indeed be a pear gneen; one being the dogs reaction to a dog matress landing on it. If the dog spins around without stopping, you may have a pear gneen, if the dog immediatly runs forward and out from under the matress, it may be a dog. The second being the dogs response to someone doing the can can dance in front of it. If the dog goes nuts barking..it may be a pear gneen, if not it is probably a dog.
They talk about the big turkey, and the big pear gneen
by ellsworthtoohey July 29, 2011
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A general paesana of interest, regarded as one of the founding fathers of the not so democratic republic of congo.
Hails from an Spanish/Italian family and is survived by his liquid based sister kit-kat, who is one of the worlds foremost experts in aerospace engineering. His ancestry is questionable at best, and his childhood is shrouded in mystery. Some believe him to be descended from a long line of peasants. Some believe he has a life sized golden beluga whale statue on his roof gazebo, but needless to say, his garden could use improvement. One indisputible fact the CIA has been able to uncover is his inherent yiddishness, which causes him to sit in the synagogue all fucking day, staring straight ahead, and not saying a fucking word until the sun rises on the sabbath. He calls it Yom Kippur Another interesting fact is the big long hairs on top of his head, which he feeds indirectly into the running fanbelt. When the echo of a distant time comes willowing across the sand, broccoli rob is overpowered by an unrelenting force, directly. I always said he'd come to no good in the end, your honor. If they had let me have my way i would have flayed him into shape, but my hands were tied, and the bleeding hearts of artists allowed him to get away with murder, and I would be delighted to hammer him into the ground today.
Broccoli Rob's car suffers from an acute case of inaccurate Judaism.
by ellsworthtoohey August 02, 2012
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The feeling your mouthtongue gets when you eat well on the exotic promises of salt and vinegar chips against the gross wall of disgust located in the back of your ass-mouth and makes your tonsils spit the rancid spit-semon into your face-throat
KCLinda hasnt had a glandasm in years.
by ellsworthtoohey August 07, 2011
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Oh, this is a ripe one lads, pull up a sofa. It started wayyyyyy back in ought 5. Back in those days, when a horse hacker manages to o pine the top hatch of an amalgomous feces fence, proprietarily, the radio detective decouples the vernier anomaly from the upper frequency ratio, which is the square inverse of the prenontemporal modulation sine waveform function. Conversely, when the agreed upon interference parameters are disproportionately and semi entirely achieved manually, an appropriate interference procedure can be re generated hyperbolically, and applied to the lower quadrant via ionic particulate deposition practices. Afterward, the unit can be cleaned with a pressure mop and returned to service instantaneously, using relativistic enhancers.
The Electromagnetic Misinterference Decoagulator was used to locate, my BOYFRIEND, Osama Bin Laden (no relation).
by ellsworthtoohey July 19, 2021
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