aftersmile 

The artificial smile left on your face when your real smile should have been terminated by something said by somebody else. Usually accompanied by a sudden and severe absence of the positive feeling that brought the smile on to begin with.

He told me my joke was ridiculous and that I should feel bad for saying it. Not to be shot down, I maintained my aftersmile until he left the room.

aftersmile by nirgle June 5, 2011

after smile

The smile you have after your friend says something funny or makes you laugh and you leave, making a fool of yourself as you walking around with big smile on your face. It is especially awkward if you look at someone with an after smile because they think you are smiling at them, but you are just looking with an after smile.

Person 1: <Insert Joke here>
Person 2: hahahahahhahhaa
(Person 2 turns around and walks away with an after smile)
(Two Strangers walk by Person 2)
(Person 2 looks at Stranger 1 with after smile)
Stranger 1: Did you see that creepy guy smile at me!
Stranger 2: Yeah! It was really creepy!

after smile by kljhgfds December 12, 2010

aftermilk 

The milk left over after a bowl of cereal. It is usually cold and sweet and often contains small cereal particles.

My favorite aftermilk is from a bowl of Cookie Crisp because it is cold and sweet and has little lost choclate chips in it.

aftermilk by thegonz76 September 4, 2009

aftersmoke

The remnants of marijuana smoke left in a bong when someone doesn't fully inhale the smoke out of the bong on their first hit.

"Hey man, I don't want your aftersmoke - clear the rest of the smoke out of the bong"

aftersmoke by aftersmoke December 30, 2014

aftersmoke

the cigarette a person smokes after A) getting high on marijuana or B) after sex

A) Man, that was some quality bud, I'm totally baked. Let's go outside and have an aftersmoke.

B) (after finishing having sex with a hot girl) Baby, hand me that pack of Winstons, I need an aftersmoke. Take one for yourself too, if you like.

aftersmoke by J-rad December 18, 2009

Afterswipe 

The possible aftermath of a Card Swipe. Generally, Afterswipe is a mix of rogue asspubes and all that gunk that gets caught in them after you defecate. For maximum effectiveness, try to limit the amount of times you wipe your ass before a planned Card Swipe.

Did you see all that Afterswipe I left on her phone?

Afterswipe by DoutcheBag April 7, 2011

afterspice 

some stanky ass nug piles; damn skunky herbal products; sticky icky delightfullness

Yo im bout to toast a j, u wanna get cooked on some afterspice?

afterspice by ellsworthtoohey May 15, 2011