afterspect 

1: A combination of afterword and retrospect
2: If you don't know what afterword or retrospect mean, you are a moron and probably found this website or even turned on the computer by total mistake, and you probably can't even read. HAHA you are stupid, you might be a monkey in one of those experiments where they put 1000 monkeys with 1000 typewriters (computers in this day and age) and try to write the american novel. So basically, you only get response by words like banana. BANANA!!!! now, do I have your attention? Stupid monkey....

Janelle: Well in afterspect, I would still like a banana.
Anyone who knows the english language: What the hell does afterspect mean?

afterspect by Ryan March 29, 2003

Aftersplat 

That burning splatter you get at the end of a really wet fart.

Fred ate too many jalapenos, and had a nasty case of the aftersplats

Aftersplat by sl2112 April 17, 2009

Aftersperm 

Aftersperm:

The little amount of sperm that comes out of the penis, after the majority already came out. Can be very annoying to men.

John: Damn it, i already put my pants back on, but then came the aftersperm.
Mark: I know how you feel, it happens to me alot.

Aftersperm by bloberblober May 16, 2011

Afterskeet

The point immediately after orgasm when you either think of an escape plan, bask in glory or contemplate your life decisions. A post-sex epiphany

In the midst of my afterskeet last nite, it dawned on me that my carbohydrate intake is probably way too high.

Afterskeet by cheencheen May 3, 2015

afterspice 

some stanky ass nug piles; damn skunky herbal products; sticky icky delightfullness

Yo im bout to toast a j, u wanna get cooked on some afterspice?

afterspice by ellsworthtoohey May 15, 2011

Afterspice 

What happens on the toilet after you eat spicy food; the second round of spice.

Last nights dinner was so spicy, I could really feel the afterspice this morning.

Afterspice by ginger spice November 29, 2024