Affard

To be unable to even pay Geico for car insurance.

Cowboy said: "I'm so poor I can't even AFFARD Geico."

by Sixburgh October 5, 2009

affordabling

Something cheap that gives the impression of a luxury item. Plastic spinner hubcaps, Fake designer watches, Chrome plastic jewelry, Etc..

Coined by Josh Delpierre on 05/01/08

When referring to a car with plastic spinner hub caps:

"Damn! Check out the affordabling on that ride! "

by Josh Delpierre May 1, 2008

Affordans

Slang for shoes that are made to look like Jordans. They are usually worn by people that cannot afford Jordans.

Guy 1: Did you see Ryan's Jordans the other day?
Guy 2: Psssh! Them shits were Affordans!

by DamnILovePierogies February 14, 2015

thomas afford

A poor south African boy, who tries so hard in life to be accepted by his friends. The only reason people are friends with him is to have a go on his cousins

Oh, that thomas afford kid is so annoying, but his cousins are fit

by the real chigger November 17, 2016

If you cant afford it, abort it

The action of yeeting the baby out the window

Yeetus the fetus. if you cant afford it, abort it.

by Treyj2142 June 12, 2019

Affordable Power Hardtop Convertibles

It's a hardtop. Push a button. The top goes down. It's a convertible.

The Pontiac G6 and Mazda Miata are both now available as affordable power hardtop convertibles.

by Jeff Goven January 3, 2007

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Dude I just signed my kid up for Gerber Life's affordable grow up plan for young children. Hopefully he gets a head start for just pennies a day.

by curseddefinitionmaker December 2, 2020