Affordans 

Slang for shoes that are made to look like Jordans. They are usually worn by people that cannot afford Jordans.

Guy 1: Did you see Ryan's Jordans the other day?
Guy 2: Psssh! Them shits were Affordans!

Affordans by DamnILovePierogies February 14, 2015

affordabling 

Something cheap that gives the impression of a luxury item. Plastic spinner hubcaps, Fake designer watches, Chrome plastic jewelry, Etc..

Coined by Josh Delpierre on 05/01/08

When referring to a car with plastic spinner hub caps:

"Damn! Check out the affordabling on that ride! "

affordabling by Josh Delpierre May 1, 2008

Affordable Power Hardtop Convertibles

It's a hardtop. Push a button. The top goes down. It's a convertible.

The Pontiac G6 and Mazda Miata are both now available as affordable power hardtop convertibles.

Affordable Power Hardtop Convertibles by Jeff Goven January 3, 2007

Gerber Life's affordable grow up plan for young children. 

Attention parents and grandparents of young children. Gerber Life® is accepting applications for their affordable grow up plan! The grow up plan gives your child $10,000 dollars in whole life insurance protection now, and doubles automatically to $20,000 dollars later, at no extra cost! Free information will be sent to parents and grandparents who call now! Don’t wait, help give your child a head-start, for just pennies a day! Don’t wait, call now for free information. Call 1-800-829-8866. Call now!

Dude I just signed my kid up for Gerber Life's affordable grow up plan for young children. Hopefully he gets a head start for just pennies a day.

Gerber Life's affordable grow up plan for young children. by curseddefinitionmaker December 2, 2020

Affordable Success 

Term used to con people into buying cheap and easy businesses, education, and or prostitutes.

Tim: I went to Fort Hays State University because the brochure said it was Affordable Success

Allen: Oh ya how did that turn out.

Tim: Well I work at this Mcdonald's So i got that going for me, which is nice.

Affordable Success by Sellalotapuss October 8, 2009

affordable kidneys

when you go to Vegas and wake up in a bath tub with your kidneys certainly missing, you must get an affordable kidney otherwise you will commit death

aw shucks i just swallowed an affordable kidney (affordable kidneys: kidneys that are affordable)

affordable kidneys by vital organ December 13, 2017

Affordable 

Something that a lot of things are not.

Nothing in this world is affordable anymore.

Affordable by Kacchan_420_277 January 2, 2020