affadavit 

Very Rare. Only comes about with the coexistence of one "YOUNGEST", and one "GREAT AFFA." Only then, do you truly have an affa-david. ha, youngest...

Affadavit is much too rare an occurence to cite an example.

affadavit by roppa March 24, 2008

affidavit 

A written declaration made under oath before a notary public or other authorized officer

The Game's "We Ain't"

Eminem says:
"...For the day that they got them affidavits waiving in my face..."

affidavit by Theik December 12, 2005

affidavit warrior

Someone who fakes being sick to miss practice.

Andrew is an affidavit warrior for missing football practice.

affidavit warrior by Lancaster football October 19, 2022

affidavid 

The only so-called "proof" we have that the defeating of Goliath even took place.

I am not gonna just automatically/unquestioningly accept the truth of a "historic event" that supposedly happened millennia ago, just on the murky word of some half-baked affidavid!

affidavid by QuacksO November 12, 2018

affidavit 

an obsessed and devoted fan. Usually they go after rap artists of famous niggas.

(The game feat. Emin3m- we aint)... save it for the day that they got them affidavits waiving in my face looking for answers...

affidavit by romin3m March 12, 2005