Skip to main content

affidavit 

A written declaration made under oath before a notary public or other authorized officer
The Game's "We Ain't"

Eminem says:
"...For the day that they got them affidavits waiving in my face..."
affidavit by Theik December 12, 2005
Related Words

affidavit warrior

Someone who fakes being sick to miss practice.
Andrew is an affidavit warrior for missing football practice.

affidavid 

The only so-called "proof" we have that the defeating of Goliath even took place.
I am not gonna just automatically/unquestioningly accept the truth of a "historic event" that supposedly happened millennia ago, just on the murky word of some half-baked affidavid!
affidavid by QuacksO November 12, 2018

affidavit 

an obsessed and devoted fan. Usually they go after rap artists of famous niggas.
(The game feat. Emin3m- we aint)... save it for the day that they got them affidavits waiving in my face looking for answers...
affidavit by romin3m March 12, 2005

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026