Something cheap that gives the impression of a luxury item. Plastic spinner hubcaps, Fake designer watches, Chrome plastic jewelry, Etc..

Coined by Josh Delpierre on 05/01/08
When referring to a car with plastic spinner hub caps:

"Damn! Check out the affordabling on that ride! "

by Josh Delpierre May 1, 2008
A poor south African boy, who tries so hard in life to be accepted by his friends. The only reason people are friends with him is to have a go on his cousins
Oh, that thomas afford kid is so annoying, but his cousins are fit
by the real chigger November 17, 2016
Term used to con people into buying cheap and easy businesses, education, and or prostitutes.
Tim: I went to Fort Hays State University because the brochure said it was Affordable Success

Allen: Oh ya how did that turn out.

Tim: Well I work at this Mcdonald's So i got that going for me, which is nice.
by Sellalotapuss October 8, 2009
when you go to Vegas and wake up in a bath tub with your kidneys certainly missing, you must get an affordable kidney otherwise you will commit death
aw shucks i just swallowed an affordable kidney (affordable kidneys: kidneys that are affordable)
by vital organ December 13, 2017
Branching from the popular I-pod, Icant afford is what you say when you are lacking an I-pod due to financial reasons, obviously. Your best bet is to go for an Ishuffle, which is quite possibly the worst piece of technology ever invented. Your better off just buying towellets.
Joe: Hey dude! Look at my new Ipod!
Bill: Cool, But Icant afford it!


Joe: Hey dude! Look at my new Ipod
Bill: Awesome! Look at my new Icant afford it!
by Whatevs forever July 19, 2009
One of the most successful legislative accomplishments of the 21st century. It has saved tens of thousands of American lives since it was enacted in 2010.

Among the provisions everyone loves:
-- insurers can't deny you based on pre-existing conditions
-- children can stay on their parents' health plans until 26
-- all health insurance now must cover numerous essential health services: outpatient care; emergency services; hospitalization; maternity and newborn care; mental health services; prescription drugs; rehabilitative services; and pediatric services, including oral and vision care.
Despite a decade of retarded Republican lies about the apocalypse and attempts to weaken and repeal the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, Obamacare is still the law of the land, saving countless lies across America. Thanks, Obama!
by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 17, 2021