(1). A religion named after and founded by King Adonis I which empowers and enlightens callipygian (shapely buttocks) women and new age thinkers (2). A religion based on the life and teachings of King Adonis I (3). It's adherents are known as Adonitologists
As I poured out my sincere thoughts and feelings about what seemed to be my own imminent professional burnout due to overwork and the breakdown of our department during the Coronavirus Pandemic, I watched the familiar adminthink wheels turning in my supervisor’s head, causing him to wear an expressionless mask which barely concealed his thoughts about who would replace me if I did.