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Anointed 

Blessed and called to be great, made with a purpose, honest and pure, set aside for a unique reason. Unshakable and strong. Predestined to be awesome.
Anointed since birth, we knew she would contribute amazing things to the world.
Anointed by Empress84 January 13, 2017
Words you can keep

anointed 

To naturally be born with the holy spirit of God
You have been anointed since you were 3 years old
anointed by Brianna's definitions January 20, 2017

Anointed 

A girl who is determined, who loves God and is willing to do anything for her friends. She might not talk much but she’s definitely there when people need her.
She bold, she outstanding, she smart, she can be lazy at times and be a great procrastinator. She’s a good cook, she loves to read and she loves writing
Wow you need to get yourself an anointed
She went all anointed to on me this evening
Anointed by Anniedarlingggg February 25, 2019

anointed 

Flogged. This term commonly used in the criminal underworld in the days when flogging was still a legal punishment in this country, it is still occasionaly used in gay and straight SM circles.
I was anointed in the Tombs after I got fresh wid de turnscrew.
anointed by Bob Prochko September 21, 2005

anointed sa 

The worst gospel band in San Antonio
Anointed sa is the worst band ever man
anointed sa by Ddxj November 3, 2021

Strangling the Anointed One

Euphemism for masturbation.

Inspired by news story titled: "'Don’t strangle the anointed one,' wife pleaded in row over Mel Gibson film".

The article describes a theological argument that broke out between a religious couple over the movie "Passion of the Christ" which resulted in the husband attempting to strangle his wife.
"...He was late to the party because he was busy 'strangling the anointed one'."

"...It's been said that 'strangling the anointed one' can make you go blind."

black-anointed

The change in attitude presented by any member of the african-american community who switches from being a normal person to being a super Obama liberal.
Symtoms-
1.) Since the 2008 election, suddenly acts like being "BLACK" means they are superior to others.
2.) Flips out when anybody says anything about how Obama is running things.
3.) Thinks that Obama is the manifestation of Jesus come to give them their heavenly rewards for the suffering they have personaly endured at the hands of the "white devils."
4.) Belives that the duty of all "Black" people is to subjegate "WHITE" people into the same state of submision as their ancestors endured as slaves.
5.) Should recieve monetary compensation from people living to day to recompence for the loss of earnings by enslaved ancestors hundreds of years ago.
6.) Thinks that "wellfair" is part of that entitlement and should be a "right."
7.) Beats people verbaly over the head about their "RIGHTS" when things don't go their way or don't get what they want.
8.) Start using words and lables like "RACIST" or "DISCRIMINATION" or "civil rights violation" as a weapon to silence others of differing opinion.
9.) Thinks they are masters of the current political environment but reveal they are ignorant of the reality of events in government when they open their mouth and speak.(Also are ofter painfuly ignorant of what "civil rights" are or what affirmative action is or does to companies.
10.) Totaly buys the current administrations claims that they are going to fix everything, hook, lie, and stinker.
Worker to other co-worker:
(WHISPERING) "Hey joe! There goes Jamal! What an ass he has turned into lately."
(CHUCKLING) "Yeah, ever since Obama won, er..stole the election he has been going around like the BLACK-ANOINTED! Nobody likes being around him. He's so hostle now!"
"Yeah, just give him the silent treatment or he'll scream racist and get you in trouble with the boss."
"Let's boogie outta' here before he sees us and trys to school us by spouting more of his lib crap."
black-anointed by armoroid 5000 July 28, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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