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Adonitology 

(1). A religion named after and founded by King Adonis I which empowers and enlightens callipygian (shapely buttocks) women and new age thinkers (2). A religion based on the life and teachings of King Adonis I (3). It's adherents are known as Adonitologists
I'm an Adonitologist and my religion is Adonitology.
Adonitology by Adonitologist November 16, 2020
The worship of curvy women with big butts
I worship anitology
Anitology by Hot weenie October 29, 2020

Alientology 

Belief that all Gods of all religions were visitors from other planets. They were more advanced and had technology that the humans couldn't understand so they were perceived to be Gods. Some of the visitors were kind to us and some only wanted to dominate us.
Alientology is a belief that many have and don't have a name for it, they have a solid belief in alien life.
Alientology by Crabby Mommie August 25, 2020

Alientology 

A cult of sorts, kind of like Scientology except not as retarded. Members believe that our universe is a simulation inside a powerful alien computer. This theory may well be logical; someday we might have super powerful computers, with the invention of quantum computers. So other races already having a very powerful computer is totally realistic. Alientology is believable, plus it is not like all that Xenu crap.
Guy 1: Hey I heard that our universe is a simulation inside an alien computer.

Guy 2: Welcome to Alientology.
Alientology by aakksshhaayy June 10, 2008

Alientology 

Alientology & Ufology

Overview

Research shared by Theresa J Thurmond Morris
Alientology is the research and study of aliens and all that entails such as ufology and the history and advancement of the knowledge in cosmology and interstellar travel.
Our entire culture as humanoid sentient intelligent being species has upgraded our awareness to include topics in life sub divided globally to include art, culture, education, science, technology, history, and folklife.

We are now beginning to include the history of our world in popular genre topics such as archaeology, anthropology, and interstellar travel and communication.
It is a growing phenomenon that the history of phenomenology and the paranormal is growing in cyberspace. We now share another level of existence designed for communication, education, entertainment, and the further advancement of our own intelligence with technology as the resource. We come by the growth and inspiration of all from our own imaginations which is fueled by our own humanoid curiosity as to who, what, when, where, and how things work and/or exist.
Alientology is Our entire culture as humanoid sentient intelligent being species has upgraded our awareness to include topics in life sub divided globally to include art, culture, education, science, technology, history, and folklife.

We are now beginning to include the history of our world in popular genre topics such as archaeology, anthropology, and interstellar travel and communication.
It is a growing phenomenon that the history of phenomenology and the paranormal is growing in cyberspace. We now share another level of existence designed for communication, education, entertainment, and the further advancement of our own intelligence with technology as the resource. We come by the growth and inspiration of all from our own imaginations which is fueled by our own humanoid curiosity as to who, what, when, where, and how things work and/or exist.
Alientology by tjmorris December 6, 2016

Antologym 

A neologism that has the opposite meaning of another neologism.
'Futronym' is an antologym for 'retronym'. An antologym is the same as an antonym, except that it applies to neologisms instead of words already in the lexicon.
Antologym by Recursive Prophet November 28, 2007
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countrypolitan 

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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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