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Anointing 

FRESH- 4.5/10
ATTRACTIVE- 0/10
CORRUPT- 6/10
FUNNY- 2/10
TEMPER- 7/10
ONLINE- 0/10
INSULT SKILLS- 1/10
BEST FRIEND(S)- N=UNAVAILABLE
HATES MOST- KAMSY
CRUSH: BLESSING
TYPE: ANNOYING THING
ANOINTING OVERALL- VERY POOR
Anointing by Ebuksam January 7, 2023
“Anointing”

- is the ceremonial placement of a person into a holy office (kings, priests, prophets)
- the pouring of oil on somebody or something for a religious ceremony

In other words a process to make a person or thing sacred.
God was anointing people, kings and priests, for their service to the people.
Anointing by snail480 January 27, 2026

cock anointing 

To touch or rub your coch head against things,objects,persons,food,like to anoint or mark ownership
cock anointing is a vain atempth to take ownership of an object or sexual joy, knowing your cock touched someone elses property or entered their personal space
cock anointing by viking48 February 28, 2009

second anointing 

1. An ordinance most mormons don't know exists.

2. An ordinance given to those mormon couples deemed worthy, by the upper mormon hierarchy (the prophets and apostles), of guaranteed salvation if you will. In the first anointing, and mormon endowment, and sealing, they were promised they would be made Gods and Goddesses if they were faithful in this life to the church. Now they have proven themselves worthy and are anointed a second time, and sealed up unto godhood, i.e., they are now guaranteed to become a God and Goddess, because they have been so righteous.

It consists of two parts - the first one in the temple, and the second one by the couple in their own home.
mormon, mormon temple, ordinance, second anointing, endowment
second anointing by The light bringer December 13, 2010

Angifting 

When the only way of getting all of your anger out, is you gifting things to people.
Morgan: "SEB! why did I receive another gift code?!"
Seb: "Cuz I'm actually so fkn angry, that the only way i can get over this, is by angifting shit to you!"
Angifting by SlowTurtle December 25, 2020

anxieting 

The feeling of being so excited for an event that you become increasingly anxious.
A: Are you ready to go out tonight?
B: I’m not sure I’m totally anxieting.
anxieting by celvstical April 21, 2019
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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