A person who follows the religion of worshipping big curvy women’s butts 🍑
Bro, are you a Hindu?

No bro, I’m an Adonitologist!
by WokeParBroke December 9, 2021
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A person who follows the teachings of King Adonis I in the ways of unity in accepting differences in spirituality, female body acceptance, ethnicity, women’s roles in religion and race. This person believes that callipygian women will one day rule the world and that this religion will bring about true societal change and a better world.
Ty: Hey dude, look how fat this chick’s insta post is! She’s huge.

Randell: Bro, what the fuck. She’s posting that because she’s confident in herself. She’s so strong to be able to do that!

Ty: Damn, what are you on about with this confidence crap?

Randell: A year ago I became an Adonitologist and never looked back. Made me a much better person. You should join too bro!
by _Indigo_ November 11, 2020
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