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astrosexual 

Any individual who has an excessive fetish for outer space or astronomic topics as to (almost) turn it into a sexual tendency
While zoophiles spend their leisure time in barns or pet stores, astrosexuals spend most of their time locked inside local observatories allegedly "searching the skies for new discoveries"
astrosexual by 0rphe October 15, 2009
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Astrosexual 

One who is sexually attracted to another's person energy or astroforce
I can feel our bond before we ever met.. I'm astrosexual and your energy is strong and beautiful.
Astrosexual by Lone lee April 20, 2020

Astrosexual 

To ONLY be attracted to kpop legends ā€˜astro’, the inventors of music itself.
Astro outsold your favs ,I’m astrosexual
Astrosexual by Aroha May 4, 2018

Astrosexual 

Being attracted to the opposite person, that has a star sign, moon and sun that's like yours exaclty.
I'm such a astrosexual, Michael is a aquarius , moon and sign , so am I.
Astrosexual by _Tyeler_ October 8, 2019

astrosexual 

1. Someone who constantly uses the sexual lubricant Astroglide while getting laid.
2. Someone who enjoys having sex while he or she is under the influence of drugs.
1. Vicky: (naked on her bed) Hey honey are you ready yet?
Brad: (in the restroom getting undressed) Yeah baby, but just hold on one second. *rubs a bunch of Astroglide on his penis while muttering to himself* Woohoo! I'm gonna fuck this bitch into orbit!

2. Jenna: Alright, baby now that we are both naked, you know what we should do before foreplay.
Jason: Hell yeah, so we are gonna feel like we're actually making love like we are far up above in the heavens! *dishes out the joints and LSD*
astrosexual by Mark H September 16, 2004

Astrosexual 

Someone who believes that their gender is connected to the stars
I'm astrosexual.
Astrosexual by Vise_key November 18, 2019

Autosexual 

A person who doesn't experience sexual attraction to others. People who identify as autosexual prefer being intimate with themselves eg: masturbating instead of being intimate with a partner.
M: Do you wanna hook up tonight?
Autosexual: No thank you. I have plans tonight *goes home and masturbates*
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