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Autosexual 

A person who doesn't experience sexual attraction to others. People who identify as autosexual prefer being intimate with themselves eg: masturbating instead of being intimate with a partner.
M: Do you wanna hook up tonight?
Autosexual: No thank you. I have plans tonight *goes home and masturbates*

autosexual 

An individual who is sexually attracted to themselves.
Timothy is an autosexual. He'll be going out with himself tonight.

antisexual

Similar to celebacy, antisexuals choose not to have sex. They may still have a sex drive, but they ignore it. They can still have healthy, romantic relationships.

This does not mean that they have been abused or feel worthless. It's just another sexuality like gay or straight.

Some antisexuals are against the media for focusing on sex, while others don't bother with it.
1) When Sam asked Jane to go upstairs with him, Jane told him that she was an antisexual.

2) Danny is an antisexual, but he still has a girlfriend.
antisexual by Stelur August 30, 2008

autosexual 

sexual orientation toward oneself; that is, preferring self-gratification over other forms of sexual activity. Often occurs as a result of numerous failed attempts at interpersonal relationships, leading the individual to make a conscious choice to become autosexual rather than face disappointment and frustration yet again.

May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "Metrosexual Backlash," due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!

Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:

- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner

... need I say more?

I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?
"God love 'em, but those damn metrosexuals have really fucked up my game to the point where I've decided it's way better to just be autosexual!"
autosexual by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004

Autosexual reproduction 

Reproducing with oneself, such as a hermaphrodite who is not sterile in either set of genitalia or a plant with both male and female parts.
"Well, go fuck yourself!"

"Actually, doing autosexual reproduction sounds like fun right now, thanks."
Autosexual reproduction by Acrazia October 5, 2011

Autosexual 

Adjective denoting an intense sexual desire for oneself. Note that this desire can be combined with other forms. (A combination autophile and heterosexual, for example)
Damn, I just sprouted a big rubbery looking in the mirror. I must be getting autosexual.
Autosexual by sum lanj? February 4, 2009
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