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(acoustic version) 

Absolute soul-wrenching heartbreak from which there is no recovery.
All aboard the lolnope train to fuckthatville (acoustic version).
(acoustic version) by lavie-boheme September 28, 2012

Acousticophilia 

Acousticophilia is defined as being sexually aroused by any auditory stimulus (including music, songs, poetry, verbal abuse, speaking in a particular foreign language, screaming, panting, moaning, groaning, and heavy breathing). The key to defining it as acousticophilia appears to be that the stimulus itself is not necessarily sexualized.
Willow found that when they were masturbating, playing the sound of someone laughing always made them orgasm. They found the same with certain key changes in music, harmonies, specific YouTube videos and bird calls. Willow has acousticophilia.

Douchebag Acoustic 

The genre of music played by guys who never learned to actually play guitar, usually consisting of three chords and with lyrics about how sensitive they are and how much they love someone they just met (i.e. Justin Bieber)
Man 1: How the hell does he get all the chicks, he's terrible.
Man 2: It's because he plays a douchebag acoustic.

Man 1: Hey, I just learned how to play "Hey there Delilah"
Man 2: Congratulations, you've mastered the douchebag acoustic, now get out of my house, we can no longer be friends
Douchebag Acoustic by Boureö August 30, 2010

Scrotal Acoustics 

The sound of scrotal impact upon the anal region of the recipient.
The fat individual tends to create louder scrotal acoustics during intercourse.
Scrotal Acoustics by Khristof October 21, 2004

Acoustic Pussy 

Looked through my car, my bathroom, my closet, but i guess time to play the acoustic pussy tonight.
Acoustic Pussy by Dig Bickus August 2, 2021
Word of the Day on February 23, 2023

Anal Acoustics

Like a guitar, anal acoustics is caused by a loud sound erupting from deep within, forcing the sound out of the nearest exit, which then causes your body to perform anal acoustics. (results may vary.)

Another word for Fart.
Epic Dude #1: Dude! Donny stinks really bad!
Epic Dude #2: Ya, he's rockin' out some anal acoustics man!
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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