Accountist

The discimination of another nerds account on an online game. Usually addressed as Dreary's on runescape. It is a form of prejudice based solely on one's ability at games.

Man 1: "Bro your account sucks"
Man pretending to be a woman 1: "yo don't be accountist"

by Mytr August 23, 2011

Chartered Accountant

A person who is an expert in the field of Accountancy, Auditing, Taxation, Finance and Management and has obtained his professional degree through hard work and sacrifice.

Hanna : The govt sent me a notice to pay tax with penalty and interest... What should I do ?
Barbara : Oh, then you need to consult a Chartered Accountant immediately.

by HolyFuckKnuckles June 10, 2018

Big Chungles Mini Accounts

Big Chungles Mini Accounts are fan made accounts that are similar to Big Chungles. These accounts change the word “Big” with another word and add “_chungles” at the end. These mini accounts use the mascot “bob” from animal crossing and change something about him or her, mainly with an adjective. For example lazy_chungles would have the mascot “bob” from animal crossing but with the small difference of them being really lazy.

These mini accounts can be funnier than the original Big Chungles. They will not be posting the same meme over and over again to annoy their fans. These mini accounts can be really horny for fan art. They will ask many artists for fan art of their unoriginal bob character and it can be really annoying but not all are the same. Some artists do like drawing bobs but with small differences.

“Hey whats your favorite Big Chungles Mini Accounts.”
“None, they are all unfunny and i blocked them”
Shut up this joke is not funny

by big_chunglesfan May 10, 2020

from accounting

One of the most excessively used suffix to a name. Usually coming from some cliche soap opera or sitcom. Well these people usually just random characters that were thrown in, and don't really matter.

Examples:

Hey, it's Steve from accounting!

Dude, I heard Bill from accounting is throwing a party! Wooo!

by LOL WUTTTTTT June 25, 2008

Accountant

Person who works as a porn star is in the industry and does not want to reveal they do.

Hey whats your job?

Oh im just an accountant at this company called onlyfans

by horneygirl6969 September 1, 2020

Certified Public Accountant

Certified Public Accountant- A professional accountant who has passed a series of extensive exams administered by the American Institute for CPAs (AICPA). The CPA is qualified to represent cases before the IRS. The CPA may also provide consulting services, tax or financial advice, audit and attestation services, and general accounting tasks.

Having fun with numbers and a love for turning the mess of other entities into a simple and accurate spreadsheet.

Myself and others licensed by their respective state Boards of Accountancy to use the CPA designation and hold themselves out to the public as "Accountants."

Oh crap, the investors, creditors, management, and qualifying governmental entities need financial information, better call a Certified Public Accountant.

by Matt, CPA August 30, 2006

Fund Accountant

An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.

Joe is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a fund accountant he is.

And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) fund accountants who crunch our numbers.

by Vito Nicola May 7, 2008