Absolute Fuckery 

Something that is completely unfair, ridiculous, or shameful. It is generally used towards a situation/event rather than a person/thing.

Carl (at work)- Did you hear?
Steve- Hear what?
Carl- Shayla is making us work on Saturday.
Steve- That is absolute Fuckery!

Absolute Fuckery by LemonZest June 19, 2016

Absolute Fucker 

A person who goes on vacations when he's several years late on a deadline then acts put upon when people call him out on it.

Also a person who lures people into his home with promises of lemony cakes only to serve them Wild Cards and miniature sex dolls.

Me: Some would say that GRRM is an absolute fucker.

You: I agree with them.

Me: Hey, me too!

You: OK, it is settled then.

Absolute Fucker by Ye Olde Man Winter August 25, 2010

AbsoluteCUCKERY 

When you witness a DENSE-ASS guy, miss all the "Hints" from a chick who is clearly into him.

Jamie: Yo, dude i saw Michelle talking to Andrew about coming over to have "fun" at her place, late at night
Frank: What did Andrew say about that?
Jamie: Dude, he said he would rather sleep at night then have fun
Frank: WOWWWW, now that's AbsoluteCUCKERY

AbsoluteCUCKERY by LiquongDaemingSwing March 14, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022