7 definitions by LemonZest
When you lose weight, and your boobs shrink, but you are to cheap to buy new bras so there is a gap. The extra space is filled with the ghost of your former boob.
Boyfriend (touches boob)- What? There's nothing in there.
Girl- Yeah, I know, the bra is too big. It's just my phantom boob now.
Girl- Yeah, I know, the bra is too big. It's just my phantom boob now.
by LemonZest June 20, 2016
I wanted to go to Taco Bell, but my navigation to me to the post office. It must be having directile dysfunction.
by LemonZest June 20, 2016
To want something very badly. Generally used in conjunction with the phrase "I want it in a BAD way". The sexual connotation exhibited by the phrase is used as a means of exaggerating one's desire for something, though it is generally only used with trivial inclinations.
Bro #1 (at dinner table)- I'm starving, man. I want those ribs in a BAD way.
Bro #2- What kind of way?
Bro #1- I want them six ways on a Sunday.
Bro #2- Woah dude
Bro #2- What kind of way?
Bro #1- I want them six ways on a Sunday.
Bro #2- Woah dude
by LemonZest June 20, 2016
A state beyond directionally challenged. One who is directionally retarded is legitimately useless at navigating anywhere, either by vehicle or by foot. This includes following a navigation system, going to locations they have been to countless times, or even as simple as following someone else's directions who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car. No matter the circumstances, no matter the stakes, one with directional retardation will simply always find a way to fuck it up. This accumulation of wrong turns and missed exits during any voyage means that they are generally always late to everything.
Driver- Ok, what exit do I take?
Passenger- Take exit 4 and then turn right onto cherry street.
Driver (takes exit 5 and then turns left onto Apple street)- Sorry, I'm directionally retarded
Passenger- Take exit 4 and then turn right onto cherry street.
Driver (takes exit 5 and then turns left onto Apple street)- Sorry, I'm directionally retarded
by LemonZest June 20, 2016
Something that is completely unfair, ridiculous, or shameful. It is generally used towards a situation/event rather than a person/thing.
Carl (at work)- Did you hear?
Steve- Hear what?
Carl- Shayla is making us work on Saturday.
Steve- That is absolute Fuckery!
Steve- Hear what?
Carl- Shayla is making us work on Saturday.
Steve- That is absolute Fuckery!
by LemonZest June 20, 2016
Ginger: "Um, excuse me, I'm strawberry blonde, not a ginger."
Blonde: "Not according to Urban Dictionary your not."
Blonde: "Not according to Urban Dictionary your not."
by LemonZest February 1, 2014
What one calls someone who is so obese. Just another, snazzier way of saying extremely obese. Generally used while not in the presence of said obese person.
Joseph: "Damn, son, look at the chick over there yonder. She has rolls on her rolls"
Jim: "I feel you broseph, she is sobese."
Jim: "I feel you broseph, she is sobese."
by LemonZest February 1, 2014