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When you witness a DENSE-ASS guy, miss all the "Hints" from a chick who is clearly into him.
Jamie: Yo, dude i saw Michelle talking to Andrew about coming over to have "fun" at her place, late at night
Frank: What did Andrew say about that?
Jamie: Dude, he said he would rather sleep at night then have fun
Frank: WOWWWW, now that's AbsoluteCUCKERY
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by LiquongDaemingSwing March 14, 2018
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