Absofucknlutely 

when ur absolutely fucking sure about anything....

I am absofucknlutely sure she digging me.

Absofucknlutely by Santos Racing March 1, 2018

Absofuckinglutely 

Meaning absolutely, but with meaning. :)

Do you want to go to the movies?

Absofuckinglutely!

Absofuckinglutely by AWB April 5, 2004

absofuckinlutely 

Confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true.

Did your dog pee on my lawn Joe? Absofuckinlutley!

absofuckinlutely by Batman November 9, 2001

absofuckinglutely 

An intensified version of absolutely, totally, or yes. Can be used to show one's excitement or enthusiasm. Also can be used to make a statement or discussion irrevocable.

Are you sure th he sky is blue? "Absofuckinglutely!!"

absofuckinglutely by Electrical Engineer 1000 April 12, 2016

absofuckinglutely 

Being 100% positive about something

Melia: You wanna go to that party next weekend in Boston?
Simona: absofuckinglutely, lets get wasted!

absofuckinglutely by Meliacz January 5, 2019

absofuckinglutely 

An expression used to convey supreme agreement.

Mary: Pizza Hut has the best pizza ever.
Carrie: Absofuckinglutely.

absofuckinglutely by IWillBeYour419 April 12, 2004

Absofuckinlutely 

A variation of absolutely, typically expressing extreme excitement or disgust.

Bro 1: And what, pray tell, is so bad about a7x?

Bro 2: The fact that they are a7x. C'mon, bro they are absofuckinlutely terrible.

Absofuckinlutely by gogobrofist October 29, 2010