Absatu 

The sweetest girl you’ll ever meet, super hot and super thick. Needs a lot of love and reassurance but that’s literally a plus if you like them enough. Will always have you back and has the fattest back. Absatu is always really attractive and people tend to comment on her fashion sense because she is the bomb. When young they need a lot of love and attention but when they grow up boy can they ride that BBC.

She’s soo kind, she is such an Absatu

Absatu by nonsosr January 3, 2025

absath 

A writer of online comics, this person has a reputation for overreacting to criticism (though his comic has some good and some bad points) and a tendency to take all opinions as insult.

Recently he was accused of being a pedophile, and has yet to officially deny these claims.

I hope absath didn't read what I blogged about him...he'd ban me!

absath by Betweenclass December 28, 2005

Absafuckinglutely 

A combination of absolutely and fucking. Used for emphasis.

Preson 1: Wanna come round later?

Person 2: Absafuckinglutely!!

Absafuckinglutely by Kyleia March 10, 2010

absatootly 

A more excited, silly word for absolutely. A form of major agreement.

"Hey Paige, want to sit on beanbag chits in my concrete basement eating the dead crickets we find?"
"Absatootly, Gerome!"

absatootly by RadicalRaspberry_o7sahag May 19, 2022

absatively 

An unneccesary combination of the words 'absolutely' and 'positively', thus 'absatively'.

"Is your project done?" "Absatively."

absatively by eostre October 24, 2005

Abature 

(noun) - Grass and sprigs beaten or trampled down by a stag passing through them.

I just matched Abature in Team Doubles and he got shit on.

Abature by Rofl Gun June 24, 2013

Absafuckinglootly 

Absa-fucking-lootly: means to dramatically express complete agreement (to highly agree with something or someone with much enthusiasm). It is similiar to the word absolutely, but with a much deeper meaning. Most people tend to scream this word or pump their fist when saying "Absa-fucking-lootly" to show how passionately they agree with something."

Question: "Hey Molly, do you have any q-tips?"
Response: "Absa-fucking-lootly"

Question: "Hey Molly, how about that ride in? You like it?

Response: "Absafuckinglootly!!"

Absafuckinglootly by CountryBumpkinCowgirl May 18, 2011