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Abatuto is such a good joke.
abatuto by Jokes Master November 20, 2017
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Abattoir Blues

From the song by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, used to describe the depressed feeling you get about the modern world in general. An abattoir is a slaughterhouse, so the term, in a more in depth way, means you feel the world is lining itself up for slaughter, much like cows do at a slaughterhouse.
Man 1: Hey, are you all right? You've seemed kinda depressed lately.
Man 2: Oh, it's okay, I've just got a case of abattoir blues.
Abattoir Blues by Pocketflan May 25, 2009

Abattoir 

There was so much blood it was reminiscent of an abattoir.
Abattoir by Luddz May 19, 2015

Mark abatuno 

A devilishly handsome young man, who the ladies love and can't get enough of.
Loves rum ice cream.
Man I was tryna get mark abatuno to show me the d!
Mark abatuno by Tunerr July 8, 2012

abattoir 

a slaughter house usually for cattle and sheep
1st guy:hey man wats that disgusting smell
2nd guy: its the abattoir
abattoir by kugthekugger March 5, 2009

Abattoirchy

Owners and Occupiers of *Killing Fields*, the Manor House Estate of the Globalized Slaughteconomy.

"They can kill because they can do anything. They can do anything because they can kill."

- Me, *JUST* *NOW* - NEW Orders World - New Ethical Orders World Order : Covid NEW Orders - Whakaorangia te ora katoa : Zoidiasosis : Save *Life* Itself.

“Self-preservation is the fundamental characteristic of all Life. Every person carries this characteristic within themselves. Only the command of Love permits of self-preservation by all.”

- - Ernst Frankenstein (1881-1959) – German/Jewish lawyer, philosopher & international jurist – father of Natural Ethics – as Frank E Warner in ‘Future of Man’ (London 1944)
For many years the *Family* over-saw the *Killing Fields* and F*cktories of Slaughtereligious* Zombieconomic counter-human f*ckwitterway as the PRiestocratic & Deacensian* Abattoirchy, and kiss goodbye to Mother Nature, their own Life Support.
Abattoirchy by PartisanZ May 2, 2023

Paisley Abattoir 

When you take your girlfriend to Paisley Abbey while she’s on her period and get her to empty her clot filled scants on to the altar, before mixing the detritus with oatmeal to make a hearty breakfast sausage.
As a special treat, the girls at the bingo have got together to make you a lovely Paisley Abattoir, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
Paisley Abattoir by Stegner June 20, 2023
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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