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A writer of online comics, this person has a reputation for overreacting to criticism (though his comic has some good and some bad points) and a tendency to take all opinions as insult.

Recently he was accused of being a pedophile, and has yet to officially deny these claims.
I hope absath didn't read what I blogged about him...he'd ban me!
absath by Betweenclass December 28, 2005
Words you can keep
The creator of CTRL+ALT+DEL comics and one of the few "internet celebrities" who's not an asshole. Highly talented but should make more comics about games rather than Ethan
The bastard makes CTRL+ALT+DEL for a living, lucky bastard
absath by Cynic January 18, 2005
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The lead singer of Immortal, the greatest Norwegian black metal band on erf.
Dude, last night at the Immortal show, Abbath blew fire into my face, thus melting it off!
Abbath by Theo Diehl October 29, 2007
Acronym for "as soon as the hell doesnt freeze"
Moritz:"ok. i go to pee and get a glass, in that order"
Nicola:"ok, see thou asafp"
Moritz:"asathdf"
asathdf by sir_nicolaz April 14, 2010

absatootly 

A more excited, silly word for absolutely. A form of major agreement.
"Hey Paige, want to sit on beanbag chits in my concrete basement eating the dead crickets we find?"
"Absatootly, Gerome!"

absatively 

An unneccesary combination of the words 'absolutely' and 'positively', thus 'absatively'.
"Is your project done?" "Absatively."
absatively by eostre October 24, 2005
A person living for one love. Has all the best quality. A very beautiful person inside out
Agsatha is enough to survive
agsatha by agsathaslove September 3, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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