An amazing, beautiful girl, big brown eyes, beautiful smile, always trying to find the positives out of a bad situation, has big insecurities, complicated, the kind of girl that you'd dream of having. ambitious, independent and strong. always wants to better herself. can be stubborn, but she'll be worth every struggle if you get her.

I would wait years to have a Albertina

you'd be lucky to have a Albertina!

Albertina by the life of man January 6, 2013

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Amber Turd Alert

An alert issued to warn the public of an insane adult woman who is likely to attack people with feces and besmirch people's reputations

"That lady is throwing poop at people."
"Quick, issue an Amber Turd Alert!"

Amber Turd Alert by metrolexicographer July 4, 2022

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Boomer alert

Something to say when Andy comes, but instead you say,"Boomer's coming," because you want to piss him off.

Boomer's coming! "Boomer alert! Boomer alert! Boomer alert! He's dying someone call the fridge police!"

Boomer alert by Bonehead5000 February 25, 2020

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AlbertsStuff

An immature youtuber with mature humor. He usually plays ROBLOX but will try other games too. He is hilarious and will make you laugh till you shit.

girl Robloxian: get out of my car !
albertsstuff: Why?
Girl Robloxian: i need to do stuff...
albertsstuff: You need to do alberts stuff if you know what i mean...

AlbertsStuff by Keanu93817 March 8, 2017

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ablortion

The ultimate act of sexual deviance where the father gets a blow job from his baby momma while his child is being aborted.

Did you know Planned Parenthood will let you do an ablortion?

Instead of a blumpkin, I talked her into an ablortion.

I got off so hard from that ablortion watching my child get sucked out while she was sucking me off!

ablortion by Penis Curtains January 12, 2021

fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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