Ablert

A large banana squid with a god complex and suicidal tendencies.

The ablert swimming in the concrete mountains yeeted children to Jeff Goldblum's house

by psychoPSN October 16, 2018

Armin Arlert

A being smarter than everyone and everything

Boy1: That guys a real Armin Arlert.
Boy2: I know right

by Pixies November 15, 2014

Albertina

An amazing, beautiful girl, big brown eyes, beautiful smile, always trying to find the positives out of a bad situation, has big insecurities, complicated, the kind of girl that you'd dream of having. ambitious, independent and strong. always wants to better herself. can be stubborn, but she'll be worth every struggle if you get her.

I would wait years to have a Albertina

you'd be lucky to have a Albertina!

by the life of man January 6, 2013

Amber Turd Alert

An alert issued to warn the public of an insane adult woman who is likely to attack people with feces and besmirch people's reputations

"That lady is throwing poop at people."
"Quick, issue an Amber Turd Alert!"

by metrolexicographer July 4, 2022

Boomer alert

Something to say when Andy comes, but instead you say,"Boomer's coming," because you want to piss him off.

Boomer's coming! "Boomer alert! Boomer alert! Boomer alert! He's dying someone call the fridge police!"

by Bonehead5000 February 25, 2020

AlbertsStuff

An immature youtuber with mature humor. He usually plays ROBLOX but will try other games too. He is hilarious and will make you laugh till you shit.

girl Robloxian: get out of my car !
albertsstuff: Why?
Girl Robloxian: i need to do stuff...
albertsstuff: You need to do alberts stuff if you know what i mean...

by Keanu93817 March 8, 2017

ablortion

The ultimate act of sexual deviance where the father gets a blow job from his baby momma while his child is being aborted.

Did you know Planned Parenthood will let you do an ablortion?

Instead of a blumpkin, I talked her into an ablortion.

I got off so hard from that ablortion watching my child get sucked out while she was sucking me off!

by Penis Curtains January 12, 2021