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Abbottated

When you're sitting on a juicy private message till you have virtual blue balls, then inevitably succumb to the temptation and publicise it like the weak-spined pussy we all know you to be.
The punk ass bitch Abbottated me to a bunch of innocent skiers who deserved better.
by Liberal Joe March 25, 2019
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Abbotted

Term describes someone who, while out at a restaurant with a group, receives their meal after everyone at the table has already been served.

Can only be used to describe a situation where everyone at the table receives their food, and server must go back to kitchen to get the last dish.
(Server brings out food for everyone but Chris)

Chad says: "You just got Abbotted."
Chris says: "God dammit."
by Sn0w13allz July 29, 2009
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Abbotted

The process used by Australia's Federal Government, led by Tony Abbott, to reverse a legal marriage between same sex couples.

'On 12.12.13, the High Court unanimously struck down the ACT's gay marriage laws.

The decision meant that about two dozen week-old marriages have no legal effect.

About 20 couples were married to date under the ACT's laws, and their marriages are now considered as not being legal.'

The term to describe any breach of human rights in Australia under the current Federal Government is also known as 'Abbotting'.
'Man, we got married last weekend, and then we got Abbotted.'

'There are 108 children in detention across Australia - they've been Abbotted.'
by Some Kind of Superstar December 12, 2013
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Abbottabad

n. A modern city near Islamabad with a thriving economy and vibrant night life in spite of an overwhelmingly blind population. Home to a large military officer training centre, a security police academy, a large sophisticated army base, and a cadre of well known international terrorists in a well-appointed glaringly-obvious hideout.

Famous for its complex network of blind alleys and home to the Pan-Asia bronze medal winning Hide-and-Seek team this modern metropolis, nestled in the fog-shrouded mountains of North East Pakistan, has recently almost seen the opening of yet another factory to manufacture the signature white canes which are synonymous with Abbottabad industry.

Tourist attractions include the Referee and Umpire Museum and a zoo devoted almost entirely to bats, cave fish, moles, and deaf chickens with cataracts and glaucoma. Visitors can feel secure knowing that in the event of any threat modern interceptor aircraft can be scrambled from Islamabad and will arrive in about a week: two weeks tops if it's a bit cloudy.
Excuse me Major, can you tell me where the Abbottabad bus station is?

Certainly. Take a left at the Bin Laden compound and then it's just past the Willful Ignorance Airbase on Death To America Avenue.
If you get lost ask the tall guy with the Saudi accent for help ... but don't let him drive.
by gnostic1 June 2, 2011
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Abbotted

To, despite all the evidence on the contrary telling you to do the the opposite, (including hard scientific evidence and basically being a decent normal human being), you embark on a set of actions that totally Cluster F**k Things up.
Verb: Abottion.
Since coming into power as Prime Minister of Australia, Tony has really Abbotted that one up.
by OzzyAye March 3, 2014
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