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The process used by Australia's Federal Government, led by Tony Abbott, to reverse a legal marriage between same sex couples.

'On 12.12.13, the High Court unanimously struck down the ACT's gay marriage laws.

The decision meant that about two dozen week-old marriages have no legal effect.

About 20 couples were married to date under the ACT's laws, and their marriages are now considered as not being legal.'

The term to describe any breach of human rights in Australia under the current Federal Government is also known as 'Abbotting'.
'Man, we got married last weekend, and then we got Abbotted.'

'There are 108 children in detention across Australia - they've been Abbotted.'
by Some Kind of Superstar December 12, 2013
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Sculptures by the Selective

An Australian event held on beaches, including Cottesloe, WA, where disabled people are only allowed access two days out of fourteen.

Ensuring that the beach matting is only laid out on those days prevents 'visual disruption', according to the organisers, and has other tangible benefits including minimal environmental disruption because it is only open to cripples on weekdays.

Next year the organisation plans to further develop their commitment to exclusivity by targeting and discriminating against other minority groups who may be visually disruptive due to their skin colour, flamboyance or utterly unacceptable forms of clothing that may reflect a person's culture.

In 2019, Sculptures will introduce the 'Sculptures ban the Sarong' campaign so that beachgoers and artists will be less distracted by potentially visually disruptive beachwear.
'Sculptures by the Selective will maintain our commitment to exclusivity by only providing access to white cishet men with suits and post-nominals.'

'We hold our commitment to ableism close to our hearts. In a perfect world, someone would make sure marginalised populations were excluded even more, but we've only been able to manage twelve days.'
by Some Kind of Superstar March 17, 2018
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The sound people with disabilities make when censored by the very government organization that's supposed to be helping them.
I spent three hours pouring out my heart about what was wrong, then they removed the posts. Glah.
by Some Kind of Superstar March 20, 2013
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Term used to describe a person or bureaucracy which is trying to cut, narrow or cap spending in human services.

Hoffman (verb) · Hoffmans (third person present) · Hoffmanned (past tense) · Hoffmanned (past participle) · Hoffmanning (present participle)

- to cut, slash, cap, or reduce funding in an essential government or other human services scheme which benefits disadvantaged people
'He had enough funding to live on, but they chucked a Hoffman at him.'

'That scheme was great until they Hoffmanned it.'

'Do as you're told, or I'll Hoffman your ass.'
by Some Kind of Superstar July 17, 2022
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